
Britmaxxer
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Just fucking lol.
a while back (in May) my colleague put me on to message a 20y/o LTN skinny foid he knew. apparently she saw my photos and thought I was hot.
im 6 foot tall, MTN, mid/late twenties, athletic physique. well groomed and softmaxxed. I make good white collar money, £45k+ at a globally known organisation, drive a BMW and eat well. sadly I haven't gotten laid in two years now due to focus on career and living with family as I save but recently its been eating away at me. my life is painfully boring.
I had a lot of slays when I was living on my own and at university, which wetted my appetite until lately. I also am/was a drug addict but thats a whole other story.
all that context in mind I messaged her and the replies were dry so I shelved that shit and forgot about it
until I checked my instagram messages a few months later. I dont ever check instagram because seeing normalchimps enjoying life causes me huge stress and anxiety. but I will check the gram to message a potential lay. I opened instagram to message a 40y/o crackwhore who matched me on tinder during a moment of weakness.
turns out the bitch messaged me at the start of september, asking how I was and apologising for her original dead replies. when does that ever happen! of course as soon as I see the message I reply, which was three weeks after she messaged me.
we talk for a week and she seems receptive. until she suddenly switches up and her replies become highly unresponsive after a certain weekend.. im not sure why really, so I go back to my colleague and mention that she isnt a great conversationalist.
turns out some gross looking 20y/o single father from tinder had bought this skank a pandora necklace, they had met up a week later, and this fucking bum had been able to nut inside her RAW five times in one night.
then she was scared she got pregnant and this feral deadbeat threatened to to stomp the shit out of her if she kept it!
and apparently shes now all emotional and ‘hurt’ because of this bum psycho deadbeat.
the worst part is when I messaged this whore part of the conversation she mentioned some shit about ‘boys’ ruining her life. and I thought she meant some trucel simp. turns out I was the trucel simp and this low inhib beast still had his jizz leaking out of her 20 y/o pussy when I was jestermaxxing in instagram DMs. btw this single dad is also 20. hes years younger than me, looks terrible, has no prospects, and has managed to procreate. he probably even has a smaller dick, as I have a 6.8” penis. the value proposition of this male is almost zero but because he is an aggressive retarded NT and im a psychotic drug addled sperg, he gets to enjoy pussy and welfare, and I get to jerk off into a (now solid) tissue paper before waking up at 7:30am to sit in traffic.
once again I am reminded of my immutable place as an alien in society and invisible to foids. careermaxxing and being an upstanding part of society is a JOKE. I got so much pussy as a filthy unemployed steroided bum who just lived to drink, take mdma and ketamine, smoke weed and go to raves. that life was killing me and the whores were nasty so I turned shit around.
now I save money, help around the house, do well in performance reviews, put together slide decks, participate in run clubs, check the housing market, and my car has working AC, bluetooth and all kinds of other bullshit gizmos. and I must just telepathically make pussy dry. I dont see a way out of this dryspell tbh living with parents is the final nail.
on the bright side I have relapsed on narcotics, i have 100 dihydrocodeine pills inbound and look forward to abusing them along with my prescribed adhd medication over the coming weeks. my personal little speedball. this fucked up modern society can take a lot of things from me but it cant stop me getting high.
a while back (in May) my colleague put me on to message a 20y/o LTN skinny foid he knew. apparently she saw my photos and thought I was hot.
im 6 foot tall, MTN, mid/late twenties, athletic physique. well groomed and softmaxxed. I make good white collar money, £45k+ at a globally known organisation, drive a BMW and eat well. sadly I haven't gotten laid in two years now due to focus on career and living with family as I save but recently its been eating away at me. my life is painfully boring.
I had a lot of slays when I was living on my own and at university, which wetted my appetite until lately. I also am/was a drug addict but thats a whole other story.
all that context in mind I messaged her and the replies were dry so I shelved that shit and forgot about it
until I checked my instagram messages a few months later. I dont ever check instagram because seeing normalchimps enjoying life causes me huge stress and anxiety. but I will check the gram to message a potential lay. I opened instagram to message a 40y/o crackwhore who matched me on tinder during a moment of weakness.
turns out the bitch messaged me at the start of september, asking how I was and apologising for her original dead replies. when does that ever happen! of course as soon as I see the message I reply, which was three weeks after she messaged me.
we talk for a week and she seems receptive. until she suddenly switches up and her replies become highly unresponsive after a certain weekend.. im not sure why really, so I go back to my colleague and mention that she isnt a great conversationalist.
turns out some gross looking 20y/o single father from tinder had bought this skank a pandora necklace, they had met up a week later, and this fucking bum had been able to nut inside her RAW five times in one night.
then she was scared she got pregnant and this feral deadbeat threatened to to stomp the shit out of her if she kept it!
and apparently shes now all emotional and ‘hurt’ because of this bum psycho deadbeat.
the worst part is when I messaged this whore part of the conversation she mentioned some shit about ‘boys’ ruining her life. and I thought she meant some trucel simp. turns out I was the trucel simp and this low inhib beast still had his jizz leaking out of her 20 y/o pussy when I was jestermaxxing in instagram DMs. btw this single dad is also 20. hes years younger than me, looks terrible, has no prospects, and has managed to procreate. he probably even has a smaller dick, as I have a 6.8” penis. the value proposition of this male is almost zero but because he is an aggressive retarded NT and im a psychotic drug addled sperg, he gets to enjoy pussy and welfare, and I get to jerk off into a (now solid) tissue paper before waking up at 7:30am to sit in traffic.
once again I am reminded of my immutable place as an alien in society and invisible to foids. careermaxxing and being an upstanding part of society is a JOKE. I got so much pussy as a filthy unemployed steroided bum who just lived to drink, take mdma and ketamine, smoke weed and go to raves. that life was killing me and the whores were nasty so I turned shit around.
now I save money, help around the house, do well in performance reviews, put together slide decks, participate in run clubs, check the housing market, and my car has working AC, bluetooth and all kinds of other bullshit gizmos. and I must just telepathically make pussy dry. I dont see a way out of this dryspell tbh living with parents is the final nail.
on the bright side I have relapsed on narcotics, i have 100 dihydrocodeine pills inbound and look forward to abusing them along with my prescribed adhd medication over the coming weeks. my personal little speedball. this fucked up modern society can take a lot of things from me but it cant stop me getting high.