Girls don’t have penises?

[Deleted member 43403]

I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to fuck. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat cock, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls don’t have schlongs!” I was so fucking confused. Please help me!

 

[traveler]

 

[EnglandBadman]

When i was 9 years old a hirl in my class told me that girls have penises but they just look different to mens. Its probably because i thought women dont pee at the time

 

[hiwasuwor]

go to bangcock

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

when i was little i made a girl cry cuz she saw my penis and she didn’t have one.

Get mogged bitch

 

[Deleted member 43403]

go to bangcock

When i was 9 years old a hirl in my class told me that girls have penises but they just look different to mens. Its probably because i thought women dont pee at the time

 

[idchey]

brootal

 

[Tr0ubLe]

Never get it up keep dreaming

 

[Theodosis]

I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to fuck. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat cock, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls don’t have schlongs!” I was so fucking confused. Please help me!

Nigga wtf is this mumbai slum bullshit ass story KYS!!