Giving it a last shot with god (Allahuakbar)

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A brotha gave me some reasons to try and get back to him even tho i’m still skeptical.

I’ll try it out this last time, i’ll believe in god 100% in my heart and do good to other people.

I’ll be doing this until March, so that if god exists he’ll make me ascend by then.
 
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A brotha gave me some reasons to try and get back to him even tho i’m still skeptical.

I’ll try it out this last time, i’ll believe in god 100% in my heart and do good to other people.

I’ll be doing this until March, so that if god exists he’ll make me ascend by then.
Not how it works
 
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Not how it works
how do i know then if he’s helping?

If i dont feel the need to blow my brains out everyday?
 
how do i know then if he’s helping?

If i dont feel the need to blow my brains out everyday?
Believing in allah won’t make you a 8 psl chad and make you taller, it will give you faith in a perfect afterlife where you have 76 jbs you can fuck
 
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Believing in allah won’t make you a 8 psl chad and make you taller, it will give you faith in a perfect afterlife where you have 76 jbs you can fuck
i’d be happy with 1 rn that ACTUALLY loves me
 
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@Fiqh
 
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The answer is to seek knowledge, it is more or less the answer for everything.

I recommend taking knowledge from this person on Reddit, an actual student of knowledge studying under a knowledgeable shaykh. Better than misguided individuals such as Yasir Qadhi, Omar Suleiman who try to warp/change Islam.



You should also remove the Christmas hat from your pfp.

It was narrated that ‘Abdullah ibn ‘Umar said: The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Whoever imitates a people is one of them.” Narrated by Abu Dawood, 3512; classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Irwa’ al-Ghaleel, 2691.

 
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The answer is to seek knowledge, it is more or less the answer for everything.

I recommend taking knowledge from this person on Reddit, an actual student of knowledge studying under a knowledgeable shaykh. Better than misguided individuals such as Yasir Qadhi, Omar Suleiman who try to warp/change Islam.



You should also remove the Christmas hat from your pfp.

It was narrated that ‘Abdullah ibn ‘Umar said: The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Whoever imitates a people is one of them.” Narrated by Abu Dawood, 3512; classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Irwa’ al-Ghaleel, 2691.


you think allah will help me ascend and make me meet a virgin 16 yo?
 
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you think allah will help me ascend and make me meet a virgin 16 yo?
I don't know what will happen in the future.

If that's your lifegoal, why don't you marry back in your home country?
 
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I don't know what will happen in the future.

If that's your lifegoal, why don't you marry back in your home country?
idk, most of them are ugly there.

I hope allah will help me feel less sad and suicidal
 
A brotha gave me some reasons to try and get back to him even tho i’m still skeptical.

I’ll try it out this last time, i’ll believe in god 100% in my heart and do good to other people.

I’ll be doing this until March, so that if god exists he’ll make me ascend by then.
"if god exists he'll make me ascend by then."

meanwhile the average believer:
1702049664810
 
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A brotha gave me some reasons to try and get back to him even tho i’m still skeptical.

I’ll try it out this last time, i’ll believe in god 100% in my heart and do good to other people.

I’ll be doing this until March, so that if god exists he’ll make me ascend by then.
God doesn't care about your ascension, all he cares about is your faith, he will love you and accept you when everyone rejects you, all humans will eventually disappoint, but God will always be there.

Looks is a worldly materialistic thing that doesn't last forever, but faith and God is forever.
 
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idk, most of them are ugly there.

I hope allah will help me feel less sad and suicidal
Seek knowledge, don't procrastinate it.

This is a good playlist explaining the End Times, it's in Arabic but with English subtitles :


@wsada
 
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God doesn't care about your ascension, all he cares about is your faith, he will love you and accept you when everyone rejects you, all humans will eventually disappoint, but God will always be there.

Looks is a worldly materialistic thing that doesn't last forever, but faith and God is forever.
so if i believe in him he’ll make everyone reject me so i can be only his?
 
Seek knowledge, don't procrastinate it.

This is a good playlist explaining the End Times, it's in Arabic but with English subtitles :


@wsada

but (genuinely asking) how do you cope with not having a girl and having sex?

@wsada sctually has a gf
 
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but (genuinely asking) how do you cope with not having a girl and having sex?

@wsada sctually has a gf
I'll dm you

I also vouch for this, I would listen to it on my way outside:
 
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I would tell what @Eternal_ told me , just leave social media and believe in a superior guidance i kid u not u will always live a life of bliss , ignorance really a bliss bro , understand it before its too late
 
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I would tell what @Eternal_ told me , just leave social media and believe in a superior guidance i kid u not u will always live a life of bliss , ignorance really a bliss bro , understand it before its too late
explain better?

I can’t cope with not having girls texting me and losing my virginity to a virgin JB
 
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A brotha gave me some reasons to try and get back to him even tho i’m still skeptical.

I’ll try it out this last time, i’ll believe in god 100% in my heart and do good to other people.

I’ll be doing this until March, so that if god exists he’ll make me ascend by then.
the brutal life of a manlet
 
but (genuinely asking) how do you cope with not having a girl and having sex?

@wsada sctually has a gf
This is like our 3rd year I know her parents she knows mine I'm planning to marry her in the future

Thing is I feel like I'm getting cucked I'm having doubts :feelswah:
 
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so if i believe in him he’ll make everyone reject me so i can be only his?
I'm sorry I'm not scholarly enough to answer this, although it's true he made his closest and the ones he loved the most suffer the most , read about the life of Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him, read about Hazrat Younus, how God punished him for his disobedience , read about the war of Karbala and there are many more examples,

So did these prophets abandon there faith and lose hope in God??? No it became much stronger,
 
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Give up this sandnigger shit and speak to Jesus Christ it's the only thing that makes sense
 
you think allah will help me ascend and make me meet a virgin 16 yo?
Unironically being muslim will bring you closer to that unless you wanna molest it
 
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A brotha gave me some reasons to try and get back to him even tho i’m still skeptical.

I’ll try it out this last time, i’ll believe in god 100% in my heart and do good to other people.

I’ll be doing this until March, so that if god exists he’ll make me ascend by then.
what now u ascended
 
This is like our 3rd year I know her parents she knows mine I'm planning to marry her in the future

Thing is I feel like I'm getting cucked I'm having doubts :feelswah:
What on earth are you doing. 3 years for marriage meetings?! You should have gotten married within 2-3 months of meeting her. It's finished now
 
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Yes but I'm trying my best to make it halal by marriage in the future and not much physical touch other than hugs and handshakes
Why are you even commited with her when there is not much physical touch yakkhi
 

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