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i cant cope anymore
my blind mom just throwed out my protein shaker again
its the fucking 3rd one i bought
i cant even drink a protein shake now
its over
 
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Fuck you I was ready to read some essay
 
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if your mom is blind I would think it would be pretty easy to hide stuff from her
 
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she is blind?

my condolences
 
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cant bro i told her already to dont touch my stuff
i dont even live with her
Tell her its your dildo bro, then she'll leave it alone
 
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cant bro i told her already to dont touch my stuff
i dont even live with her
If you dont even live with her how does she get to your stuff? Couldn't you just lock your doors? Last resort you can always do the ol’ open the door fall down the secret tunnel trap if she comes over
DC69DB05 BE34 40ED 98BC D4FCB94D7F1A
 
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If you dont even live with her how does she get to your stuff? Couldn't you just lock your doors? Last resort you can always do the ol’ open the door fall down the secret tunnel trap if she comes over
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Should i fucking lock the room up ?
nah bro
i would rather just slit my frist bc no protein shake
 
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Should i fucking lock the room up ?
nah bro
i would rather just slit my frist bc no protein shake
Damn the no protein shake slit frist pill destroyed me
 
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If you dont even live with her how does she get to your stuff? Couldn't you just lock your doors? Last resort you can always do the ol’ open the door fall down the secret tunnel trap if she comes over
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Caged hard as fuck

First time I laughed like that in ages
 
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Caged hard as fuck

First time I laughed like that in ages
jfl if u laughed at that more than my post
its over for your humor
 
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jfl if u laughed at that more than my post
its over for your humor
Caged at both tbh but the trap door sent me over the edge :lul:
 
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"you should open a door so your mom falls"






@xefo69:

 
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true OP you should've written a book here or something
How can i write down in 3 pages how dissappointed i was when i realised that i cant even drink a fucking protein shake
 
How can i write down in 3 pages how dissappointed i was when i realised that i cant even drink a fucking protein shake
when you said manifesto i was hoping for some lord of the rings shit, homie. :feelsbadman:
 
mix it in something else
 
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volcel if you wouldnt
 
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rip
 
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hide it somewhere, its what i do at night when im sleeping with my looksmaxxing shit
 
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Sorry to hear about your mom being blind. She needs you.
 
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