goatis rates himself above henry cavill

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what do u honestly expect from a mentally ill jester
 
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what do u honestly expect from a mentally ill jester
his health indicators are shit and you should avoid the sun
 
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I have a feeling that everything that's spewed out of Goatis' mouth is just a big, elaborate hoax.
 
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I have a feeling that everything that's spewed out of Goatis' mouth is just a big, elaborate hoax.
i agree. that whole text doesn't read like something serious.
 
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I don't believe he is serious, he does rate Chico 7/10, and Jordan and Sean a 8/10 so the rating might not be a joke, but the thing about woman seems to be.
 
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No way a horse skull pulls more than me jfl
 
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Raw meat pheromones bro trust
 
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I don't believe he is serious, he does rate Chico 7/10, and Jordan and Sean a 8/10 so the rating might not be a joke, but the thing about woman seems to be.
he rates saffir a 4/10 btw and himself a 9/10 what a fucking retard
 
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he rates saffir a 4/10 btw and himself a 9/10 what a fucking retard
I don't think safir is attractive, but obviously he isn't a 4

And goatis is like a 5/10 at best tbh.
 
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I don't think saffir is attractive myself, but to women of his culture it is clear he would be wanted.

And goatis is like a 5/10 at best tbh.
Saafir is htn doesnt matter, one in a million coloring and coloring is law, It is on par with jaw and eyes
 
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gonna show this to my goatis glazing friend
 
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Saafir is htn doesnt matter, one in a million coloring and coloring is law, It is on par with jaw and eyes
Yeah, he is clearly above average, but I dont see how people group him with models and stuff.
 
Yeah, he is clearly above average, but I dont see how people group him with models and stuff.
Coloring is law tbh, saafir probably has coloring that not even the top chads have

I think he's close to cl, maybe not CL but eye area and coloring is really something that can get you so far
 
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hes like a delusional fat foid
 
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this has to be fake, what video is this under
 
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I have a feeling that everything that's spewed out of Goatis' mouth is just a big, elaborate hoax.
Well, that's because IT IS -- he simply found an OBSCURE lonely audience to PANDER to and EXPLOITS it at every opportunity with his RETARDED advice. Yes, eat your RAW MEAT slave -- people on Earth will give themselves STOMACH WORMS just to feel SPECIAL, he's literally the mirror harmful OPPOSITE of a VEGAN cult. That being said, Henry Cavill really is a bit OVERRATED -- I realized this FACT a long time ago while having a DEBATE with someone about WHO should be the next James Bond.

Sterling
Henry
 
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Well, that's because IT IS -- he simply found an OBSCURE lonely audience to PANDER to and EXPLOITS it at every opportunity with his RETARDED advice. Yes, eat your RAW MEAT slave -- people on Earth will give themselves STOMACH WORMS just to feel SPECIAL, he's literally the mirror harmful OPPOSITE of a VEGAN cult. That being said, Henry Cavill really is a bit OVERRATED -- I realized this FACT a long time ago while having a DEBATE with someone about WHO should be the next James Bond.

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I love the way you type, pretty memorable.

All's true, Goatis just found a bunch of retards to pay for his private tele group.
 
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I like his videos but only because I find him funny
 
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Well, that's because IT IS -- he simply found an OBSCURE lonely audience to PANDER to and EXPLOITS it at every opportunity with his RETARDED advice. Yes, eat your RAW MEAT slave -- people on Earth will give themselves STOMACH WORMS just to feel SPECIAL, he's literally the mirror harmful OPPOSITE of a VEGAN cult. That being said, Henry Cavill really is a bit OVERRATED -- I realized this FACT a long time ago while having a DEBATE with someone about WHO should be the next James Bond.

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Give me yoyr typing skills
 
They can feel his pheramones
Youre just low t bud
But but but I am a 2.0 fwhr with wide jaw and wide yet tall skull, can't believe the horsepill is real 🥺🥺🥺

I need to ingest raw meat for me to smell 1% of goatis's primal feels
 
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I love the way you type, pretty memorable.

All's true, Goatis just found a bunch of retards to pay for his private tele group.
Mess, youre back?
What do you think about cromagnon and ey88 leaving it was crazy
 
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Well, that's because IT IS -- he simply found an OBSCURE lonely audience to PANDER to and EXPLOITS it at every opportunity with his RETARDED advice. Yes, eat your RAW MEAT slave -- people on Earth will give themselves STOMACH WORMS just to feel SPECIAL, he's literally the mirror harmful OPPOSITE of a VEGAN cult. That being said, Henry Cavill really is a bit OVERRATED -- I realized this FACT a long time ago while having a DEBATE with someone about WHO should be the next James Bond.

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I got fond of your typing ngl
 
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Mess, youre back?
Hi bro. I'm not really active, just popping in every once in a while.

What do you think about cromagnon and ey88 leaving it was crazy
Sad about it, but glad they're moving on.
Cromagnon was a good fella and a fellow young jit.
Ey88's circumstances for leaving were unfortunate, but all-the-same I'm glad to see he's moving on in life.
 
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Hi bro. I'm not really active, just popping in every once in a while.


Sad about it, but glad they're moving on.
Cromagnon was a good fella and a fellow young jit.
Ey88's circumstances for leaving where unfortunate, but all-the-same I'm glad to see he's moving on in life.
Yeah i chatted briefly with them to ask if theyre coming back and the response I got was a no, its sad to see how offtopic has changed without them

Its nice to see your back tho, mirin the layout change
 
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Yeah i chatted briefly with them to ask if theyre coming back and the response I got was a no, its sad to see how offtopic has changed without them

Its nice to see your back tho, mirin the layout chanfe
Too busy ascending :feelsautistic:

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tret for the skin improvement?
Nah, all of my improvements have generally stemmed from improving my diet.
I'm 15 in both, so it's not really due to development. My biggest "looksmax" was cutting out artifical sugar. :kys:
 
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true baltic
 

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