God didn't want me to ascend

[Luffymaxxing]

Not only my dad reproduced with a subhuman female which is my mom

One of my orthodontists died in the process of fixing my teeth

The other one was shit

Ended up using braces for 5 years

Had the most subhuman base possible, worse than any user of this forum

Somehow managed to go from a 0/10 to at least a 5/10 during puberty and late teens

Like Heed and Succeed said

"The plane is gonna crash, but at least you can make it land on the ocean rather than on solid ground"

The plane crashed but I survived, with wounds, but still kicking

 

[wsada]

Go back to watching one peace

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Go back to watching one peace

Haven't watched in a long while tbh, the new chapters got too convoluted

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

Yes. God has a cruel sense of humor. He gave me a long face, small eyes, a disgusting philtrum and a bunch of other deformities meanwhile my sister looks like an actual model with near perfect ratios. JFL!