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Having a date tomorrow, i need to be in the best shape possible. What do you guys do to prep a date? Give me the tips and tricks
 
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debloat by drinking a shit ton of water
 
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What do you guys do to prep a date? Give me the tips and tricks
Shower + haircut + perfume + clothes like going to a wedding.

Don't bring flowers on the first date (desperate subhuman behavior, sign that you have no other options except for her).

Fancy restaurant + you should pay for everything (even if she insists to pay some 50-50 or other shit). Any other option is just friend zone / cuckold material behavior.

Don't ask her anything at all about her history, especially dating/sexual history.

Ask her about her hobbies, about her family, school or work related (depending on what stage of life she is in).

Always try to be self ironic and make her laugh, to show her that you are a fun and energetic & lively guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. When you're talking about yourself, you're only talking about things you do that she may find valuable (cooking, driving, liking pets & kids, playing sports, fixing cars, fixing stuff around the house, etc.). Anything that indicates that you know what you want out of life, that you're ambitious, that you want a family in the future, and other shit.

Never talk about things that she might find unvaluable (the fact that you stay to much on the internet / playing video games etc.). Never ask her about how she would like x or y (especially when it comes to relationships/partners) because you have to let her assumed that you already know what she wants, so you're not curious.

Don't insist on holding hands until you've left the restaurant and you've already made a connection at the table such that she'll let you do so (if it's the first date).

No kissing or wanting to have sex after the first date if the connection at the table didn't lead to it (most of the time it doesn't).

After the date is over, ask her if she wants you to escort her home, or order her a taxi / Uber.

Three hours after the date is over, text her that you enjoyed spending time with her today, and ask her if she'd like to get another date in the future.

Good luck!
 
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Shower + haircut + perfume + clothes like going to a wedding.

Don't bring flowers on the first date (desperate subhuman behavior, sign that you have no other options except for her).

Fancy restaurant + you should pay for everything (even if she insists to pay some 50-50 or other shit). Any other option is just friend zone / cuckold material behavior.

Don't ask her anything at all about her history, especially dating/sexual history.

Ask her about her hobbies, about her family, school or work related (depending on what stage of life she is in).

Always try to be self ironic and make her laugh, to show her that you are a fun and energetic & lively guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. When you're talking about yourself, you're only talking about things you do that she may find valuable (cooking, driving, liking pets & kids, playing sports, fixing cars, fixing stuff around the house, etc.). Anything that indicates that you know what you want out of life, that you're ambitious, that you want a family in the future, and other shit.

Never talk about things that she might find unvaluable (the fact that you stay to much on the internet / playing video games etc.). Never ask her about how she would like x or y (especially when it comes to relationships/partners) because you have to let her assumed that you already know what she wants, so you're not curious.

Don't insist on holding hands until you've left the restaurant and you've already made a connection at the table such that she'll let you do so (if it's the first date).

No kissing or wanting to have sex after the first date if the connection at the table didn't lead to it (most of the time it doesn't).

After the date is over, ask her if she wants you to escort her home, or order her a taxi / Uber.

Three hours after the date is over, text her that you enjoyed spending time with her today, and ask her if she'd like to get another date in the future.

Good luck!
Thanks, some actual useful advice here. Good stuff
 
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just don't slap her
 
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and don't kill her
 
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Thanks, some actual useful advice here. Good stuff
Tag me on here if all goes well and if it looks like a 2nd date is coming up. I'll be able to give you suggestions on how to continue afterward.
 
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Tag me on here if all goes well and if it looks like a 2nd date is coming up. I'll be able to give you suggestions on how to continue afterward.
my skin is fucking me hard tho, I am gonna rope if my skin is not clear tomorrow
 
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my skin is fucking me hard tho, I am gonna rope if my skin is not clear tomorrow
Ask mom / sister for some light makeup, just in case..
 
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Shower + haircut + perfume + clothes like going to a wedding.

Don't bring flowers on the first date (desperate subhuman behavior, sign that you have no other options except for her).

Fancy restaurant + you should pay for everything (even if she insists to pay some 50-50 or other shit). Any other option is just friend zone / cuckold material behavior.

Don't ask her anything at all about her history, especially dating/sexual history.

Ask her about her hobbies, about her family, school or work related (depending on what stage of life she is in).

Always try to be self ironic and make her laugh, to show her that you are a fun and energetic & lively guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. When you're talking about yourself, you're only talking about things you do that she may find valuable (cooking, driving, liking pets & kids, playing sports, fixing cars, fixing stuff around the house, etc.). Anything that indicates that you know what you want out of life, that you're ambitious, that you want a family in the future, and other shit.

Never talk about things that she might find unvaluable (the fact that you stay to much on the internet / playing video games etc.). Never ask her about how she would like x or y (especially when it comes to relationships/partners) because you have to let her assumed that you already know what she wants, so you're not curious.

Don't insist on holding hands until you've left the restaurant and you've already made a connection at the table such that she'll let you do so (if it's the first date).

No kissing or wanting to have sex after the first date if the connection at the table didn't lead to it (most of the time it doesn't).

After the date is over, ask her if she wants you to escort her home, or order her a taxi / Uber.

Three hours after the date is over, text her that you enjoyed spending time with her today, and ask her if she'd like to get another date in the future.

Good luck!
Bro. Where is the video? You were supposed to send it to me..
 
Bro. Where is the video? You were supposed to send it to me..




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Having a date tomorrow, i need to be in the best shape possible. What do you guys do to prep a date? Give me the tips and tricks
Just be yourself and help the bullied kid at the restaurant
 
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take a glock with you so if its a tranny you can beat corn on his ahh type shit (we waz kangs and sheit)
 
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just be confident and have a good personality
also make sure you're on day 30 of nofap so she can smell the semen aura
and take a cold shower beforehand so she know u tuff af type shi
 
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Shower + haircut + perfume + clothes like going to a wedding.

Don't bring flowers on the first date (desperate subhuman behavior, sign that you have no other options except for her).

Fancy restaurant + you should pay for everything (even if she insists to pay some 50-50 or other shit). Any other option is just friend zone / cuckold material behavior.

Don't ask her anything at all about her history, especially dating/sexual history.

Ask her about her hobbies, about her family, school or work related (depending on what stage of life she is in).

Always try to be self ironic and make her laugh, to show her that you are a fun and energetic & lively guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. When you're talking about yourself, you're only talking about things you do that she may find valuable (cooking, driving, liking pets & kids, playing sports, fixing cars, fixing stuff around the house, etc.). Anything that indicates that you know what you want out of life, that you're ambitious, that you want a family in the future, and other shit.

Never talk about things that she might find unvaluable (the fact that you stay to much on the internet / playing video games etc.). Never ask her about how she would like x or y (especially when it comes to relationships/partners) because you have to let her assumed that you already know what she wants, so you're not curious.

Don't insist on holding hands until you've left the restaurant and you've already made a connection at the table such that she'll let you do so (if it's the first date).

No kissing or wanting to have sex after the first date if the connection at the table didn't lead to it (most of the time it doesn't).

After the date is over, ask her if she wants you to escort her home, or order her a taxi / Uber.

Three hours after the date is over, text her that you enjoyed spending time with her today, and ask her if she'd like to get another date in the future.

Good luck!
Good advice lol
 
Use furosemide for the best debloat
 
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Take a diuretic like furosemide or some other shit to debloat.
 
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Jerk off before the date for enhanced decision making. Wear good fragrance, eye contact is also important.

Also do some research and find out what music she listens too in advance so you can be prepared if you have to fraud and say you have similar taste
 
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Jerk off before the date for enhanced decision making. Wear good fragrance, eye contact is also important.

Also do some research and find out what music she listens too in advance so you can be prepared if you have to fraud and say you have similar taste
I am NOT gonna beat my shi
 
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Take a diuretic like furosemide or some other shit to debloat.
Oh also make sure to exfoliate your lips with like a vaseline and sugar combination than put Vaseline on after. Maybe also curl ur lashes and put some Vaseline on them for hold.
 
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I am NOT gonna beat my shi
Dude it’s a necessity, I didn’t once and fucked myself over and ended up in a situationship with a really annoying foid just bc I was horny
 
Dude it’s a necessity, I didn’t once and fucked myself over and ended up in a situationship with a really annoying foid just bc I was horny
I rather fuck a bitch then jack off
 
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ik wou ook furosemide kopen maar kan nergens vinden behalve apotheek. ik zocht op furosemide kruidvat en kreeg dit.
 
fap and orgasm denial before the date for maximum chad sex drive
 
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go at your worst shape, beacuse when she sees you in ur worst, she will drool over good you
 
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Just dont be autistic
 
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I made this thread asking for physical advice, not mental.
Do NOT suck your cheeks in the whole time and dont look autistic overall
 
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Do running the day or morning before. You'll look better and debloat.
 
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24 hour fast day before
 
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Nah that will cause non-NTness. Imagine going on a date totally starved and having 0 energy.
Yeah fart during the date instead
 
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Fancy restaurant + you should pay for everything (even if she insists to pay some 50-50 or other shit). Any other option is just friend zone / cuckold material behavior.

Don't ask her anything at all about her history, especially dating/sexual history.
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if u have to ask its over
 

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