Going to be a lifeguard this summer

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Using the money for LSD, Ecstasy, Xanax, and Alchohol to learn secrets to Ascension whilst fucking Jbs *Because Im Chad ofc.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

let foids drown.

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

let foids drown.

Im only going to save Jbs

 

[try2beme]

When they see your face they will suddenly know how to swim

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

When they see your face they will suddenly know how to swim

Why would they be in the Ocean if they didnt?

 

[Steins]

When they see your face they will suddenly know how to swim

Or he will get molestation charges when he dragged them out of the water

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Or they will get really wet and cream all over him

Yes I think so 2

 

[try2beme]

Why would they be in the Ocean if they didnt?

Ur not very bright

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Ur not very bright

You wouldnt be in the ocean if you didnt know how to swim. If they knew had to swim prior how could they learn again?

 

[try2beme]

You wouldnt be in the ocean if you didnt know how to swim. If they knew had to swim prior how could they learn again?

Then technically u wouldnt need a job nigger

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Then technically u wouldnt need a job nigger

Do you believe if you know how to swim you are invincible to all dangers swimming in the sea?
Rip Current, Cramps, Fatigue, Current, JellyFish *Other marine life*, Etc. Your not 2 bright huh