Gonna have e-sex for the first time

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I’m a virgin incel. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I’m gonna do a video chat mutual masturbatory session a.k.a. “e-sex” with a 6/10.
 
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I’m a virgin incel. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I’m gonna do a video chat mutual masturbatory session a.k.a. “e-sex” with a 6/10.
ngl its not that bad
 
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nigga how does that even work. u just gonna hump your monitor for 2 hours and bust on your screen ?
 
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is she gonna see ur pp
 
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I’m a virgin incel. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I’m gonna do a video chat mutual masturbatory session a.k.a. “e-sex” with a 6/10.
Is the lucky one a boy or a girl?
 
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Just Have A Deep Voice Theory
 
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I want to join your jerkmate session
 
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I’m the lucky one. They’re the unlucky one. I’m ugly. They’re goodlooking.
are you paying for this?
and do they see your face?

oh also when ur done jerking it to a 40 yr old man larping as a cute girl can you morph my face?
 
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I knew two guys that would jerk off together in video calls
 
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Maybe get a fleshlight and pretend its pussy
 
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Orochimaru from naruto anime
It's orochimaru from naruto
Ofc it is Naruto with it's 900 episodes. Every time I sit in a place to watch some anime. I am completely put off by the number of episodes there are. Literally worse than Indian and Russian soap operas that run for decades. The syllabus is so huge that I just give up.
 
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Ofc it is Naruto with it's 900 episodes. Every time I sit in a place to watch some anime. I am completely put off by the number of episodes there are. Literally worse than Indian and Russian soap opera that run for decades. The syllabus is so huge that I just give up.

I can’t get into one piss for this reason
 
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You're smarter than this, man.
 
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boy oh boy what has it come to :feelsohh:

he was ass :lul:

My vibrator ran out of battery, and he didn't want me to fap. He asked me to bounce up and down. I rode my pillow as he rubbed one out. He came. I didn't.

The "sex" was a 2-star experience.
 
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he was ass :lul:

My vibrator ran out of battery, and he didn't want me to fap. He asked me to bounce up and down. I rode my pillow as he rubbed one out. He came. I didn't.

The "sex" was a 2-star experience.
thats gay asf bro
 
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he was ass :lul:

My vibrator ran out of battery, and he didn't want me to fap. He asked me to bounce up and down. I rode my pillow as he rubbed one out. He came. I didn't.

The "sex" was a 2-star experience.
Wtf
Confused Little Girl GIF
 
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The Japanese are working on VR sex suits...
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after you cum, the video you masturbated to suddenly change screen to few nigerian man demanding $$$ or they will share your selflove video to your friend and family
 
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Need to try that one time
 
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Can we watch?
 
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Mirin jerkmate ad
 
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