Good lighting. Nice tan. Rate me here

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

A lil bloated. But I am pretty lean atm. Does tan help? Hair is. Good? Would this pic do good ON tinder?

 

[TechnoBoss]

Don't use this picture for tinder. I'd really recommend not doing that hairstyle anymore it looks so out of place and doesn't fit your face.

High MTN as of right now.

 

[oily703]

Don't use this picture for tinder. I'd really recommend not doing that hairstyle anymore it looks so out of place and doesn't fit your face.

High MTN as of right now.

he looks weird in general
even at his best, wic is objectively attractive he looks weird

 

[oily703]

The Tale of Funky Flamingo

Funky Flamingo, once a sight to behold,
With a gaze sharp as diamonds, a presence so bold.
Curls like the crest of a wave in the sea,
A figure of grace, oh, who could disagree?

But lurking in shadows, the bloat crept in,
A sly, wicked curse that wore down his skin.
It whispered of pleasures, of comfort, of ease,
While stealing the glow from his cheeks like a breeze.

His jawline, once chiseled, grew soft at the seams,
His eyes lost their sparkle, his mirror held screams.
The bloat was a tyrant, a thief of his prime,
Turning moments of joy into echoes of time.

He fought and he struggled, he clawed through the haze,
Chasing the light of his long-lost days.
Yet the bloat clung tight, with its insidious hold,
A shadow that whispered, "You’ll never be whole."

Now Funky Flamingo still walks the same path,
His face etched with time and the bloat’s aftermath.
The fire remains, but it flickers and fades,
A prisoner still in the bloat's endless maze.

For some battles linger, their scars never cease,
And Funky Flamingo finds no lasting peace.
Though his soul is resilient, his strength near devout,
The bloat watches closely, still dragging him out.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Don't use this picture for tinder. I'd really recommend not doing that hairstyle anymore it looks so out of place and doesn't fit your face.

High MTN as of right now.

It's cuz of the swollen nose sinuses and the bloat. If I smile I look giga weird cuz of it. Furo might help make me less weird looking. It's defo not the contact, skin or hair.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Don't use this picture for tinder. I'd really recommend not doing that hairstyle anymore it looks so out of place and doesn't fit your face.

High MTN as of right now.

Hairstyle is OK. Actually it's not even a style. I just washed my hair and went through with my fingers. It's the overall face swelling

 

[Mosh12]

what happened to your aegyo sal?

 

[Jonas2k7]

It's cuz of the swollen nose sinuses and the bloat. If I smile I look giga weird cuz of it. Furo might help make me less weird looking. It's defo not the contact, skin or hair.

Stop acting like it isn't the over the top make up + squinting + weird facial hair

I told u to fix it faggot, if you aren't listening to me and asking me for advice just end it

Fucking IQcel

@castizo_ascender @Carbine @cobicado901 @Dominicoon @chudlite

 

[shiezen]

A lil bloated. But I am pretty lean atm. Does tan help? Hair is. Good? Would this pic do good ON tinder?

try sum haircut like matt bomer your cranium reminds me of his

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

what happened to your aegyo sal?

Bad sleep fucked it

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Stop acting like it isn't the over the top make up + squinting + weird facial hair

I told u to fix it faggot, if you aren't listening to me and asking me for advice just end it

Fucking IQcel

@castizo_ascender @Carbine @cobicado901 @Dominicoon @chudlite

Literally almost no make up

 

[Jonas2k7]

Literally almost no make up

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

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Here I used more make up. But still didn't look uncanny. Cuz I was less bloated. Now shut ur ass 16yr old

 

[Jonas2k7]

Here I used more make up. But still didn't look uncanny. Cuz I was less bloated. Now shut ur ass 16yr old

Good picture but the phone case looksminned you

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Good picture but the phone case looksminned you

It was taken after cycling for 4 hours. So I was defo debloated. I also ate 3 bananas for energy source during cycling. If I used furo on that day I would've looked like a skeleton.

 

[IOS]

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mogs me

 

[selfhating ethnic]

A lil bloated. But I am pretty lean atm. Does tan help? Hair is. Good? Would this pic do good ON tinder?

Starting to look better I remember when you were a bloat cel I have a question tho when you put on your contacts how do you make it not hurt your eyes or dry them

 

[selfhating ethnic]

Also how did you improve your coloring

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Starting to look better I remember when you were a bloat cel I have a question tho when you put on your contacts how do you make it not hurt your eyes or dry them

Use eye drops. 3 times a day. It helped me. A lot and made my eyes whiter which also ascended my eye area. Couple that with 9 hrs of sleep and you are golden. Don't wear them longer than 8hrs cuz after that it begins drying out ur eyes.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Don't use this picture for tinder. I'd really recommend not doing that hairstyle anymore it looks so out of place and doesn't fit your face.

High MTN as of right now.

From this angle my hair looks solid. What's wrong with it? Which styles. Do U prefer? @Timmy. Told.me.to grow it out

 

[TechnoBoss]

From this angle my hair looks solid. What's wrong with it? Which styles. Do U prefer? @Timmy. Told.me.to grow it out

I'm not a huge fan of that hair tbh. I think you'd look best with shorter hair but when it comes to what style I think you should have in particular I'm not really sure. Maybe shorter hair will suit you and maybe make your beard thicker but not longer.

 

[Deleted member 29041]

he looks weird in general
even at his best, wic is objectively attractive he looks weird

Psl is cope if ur svm is shit. SVM is more important than psl. Im struggling with it too.

 

[cryptt]

Good picture but the phone case looksminned you

real nigga actually looks cl there but the blue case is out of place

 

[Deleted member 29041]

From this angle my hair looks solid. What's wrong with it? Which styles. Do U prefer? @Timmy. Told.me.to grow it out

It does not look solid.

This what good curls hair is supposed to look like. Ur curls looks dry af shit and your hair looks mushroomly shaped . Use seat salt spray and grow u hair longer.

 

[Deleted member 29041]

try sum haircut like matt bomer your cranium reminds me of his

He has big forehead but it might work this time due to him being lean.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

bro he's been rotting in ratings posting several threads a day since 2023 (jfl one of the first posts i saw on my old account was a funky thread). He just doesn't want to listen.

Nice that I was ur first experience of this journey. Made me drop a tear.

 

[Jonas2k7]

Psl is cope if ur svm is shit. SVM is more important than psl. Im struggling with it too.

It's like saying Everything > Face

It's water bro, SMV > only one aspect of SMV (face)

 

[Deleted member 29041]

It's like saying Everything > Face

It's water bro, SMV > only one aspect of SMV (face)

Its like 70% of face. If u look weird. People see u more uglier.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Its like 70% of face. If u look weird. People see u more uglier.

50 percent tbh

 

[Deleted member 29041]

50 percent tbh

Face is 70%. Height is only halo when u are very tall and have good physique. That is 30% percent boost. Guys that are manlet with body halo is not significant boost . They dont look as striking as guys that are super tall with amazing bodies. I have never seen bodymaxed 5.9.511 dudes that make me nervous. Only tall htn with big frame make me envy them a. Just my personal experience.

 

[Deleted member 108703]

From this angle my hair looks solid. What's wrong with it? Which styles. Do U prefer? @Timmy. Told.me.to grow it out

Why are u asking me the same question? I said grow it out for a few months then shape it as the image I sent.

 

[Deleted member 29041]

Why are u asking me the same question? I said grow it out for a few months then shape it as the image I sent.

tHIS Would be good length.

 

[Stewart]

It's cuz of the swollen nose sinuses and the bloat. If I smile I look giga weird cuz of it. Furo might help make me less weird looking. It's defo not the contact, skin or hair.

What contacts do you use?