Good looking people had shitty past lives

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I’m assuming Jordan Barrett was a martyrdom in his past life and the universe felt bad so they made him a top tier 6’2” model that’s rich.

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JFL if yu think Jordan barrett is 6"2
 
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Religion is a joke
 
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barret is not 6'2, maybe max 6'1 and stop trying to find a reason, accept urself and ascend
 
barret is not 6'2, maybe max 6'1 and stop trying to find a reason, accept urself and ascend
That’s what I’m doing; this is a satirical thread.
 
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That must mean I was a slayer in my past life, see ya later virgins!



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i mustve been a serial killer child rapist or some shit to deserve this
 
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You were an ugly incel in your past life and you will always be an ugly incel destined to suffer

Earth is hell and you will never ascend
 

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