Zenis
Kraken
- Joined
- Aug 14, 2023
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- Wow, an insult straight outta 2006 MySpace drama—legendary.”
- “Aww, someone’s still learning how to be problematic. You’ll get there, champ!”
- “Damn, if cringe were a currency, you’d own a yacht by now.”
- “That insult must’ve expired, because it smells stale.”
- “Big talk for someone who’s one haircut away from a midlife crisis.”
- “Do you have a warranty for that attitude, or is it just defective by design?”
- “You’re the human version of a dial-up tone—loud and useless.”
- “Wow, edgy and lazy? It’s like you’re a two-for-one special in the clearance bin.”
- “Nice slur; I’m sure it really pops off in your DMs to no one.”
- “That insult had the same energy as a toddler throwing a shoe—chaotic, but pointless.”
- “What’s next, are you gonna call me a poopyhead? Groundbreaking.”
- “I’d explain why that comment is sad, but I don’t want to overwhelm you.”
- “You’re giving very much ‘unpaid intern of bad comebacks.’”
- “This is what happens when people skip the tutorial on wit.”
- “Yikes. Imagine needing a whole reboot just to come up with that.”
- “Your personality called—it’s stuck on factory settings.”
- “You’re the plot twist no one asked for, but everyone saw coming.”
- “Big words for someone who Googles how to spell ‘confidence.’”
- “If basic were a sport, you’d be the mascot.”
- “Pro tip: insults work better when they don’t make you look desperate.”
