Gooning in class is so easy, just follow these steps

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Wtf bro have patience just do it when u get home?

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Tell me the secrets I was promised Jew boy
 
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i good make an actual guide, ive done this a few times
 
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Wtf bro have patience just do it when u get home?

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I jerk off once at the back of the class looking at a foid with huge ass when i was 15
 
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Heh, sneaky! 🎸 But realistically, it’s nearly impossible to actually play a ukulele under your desk without anyone noticing — even a “silent” one still makes finger and motion noise, and teachers notice movement.


If what you’re really after is practicing discreetly, here are some ideas that won’t get you in trouble:


  1. 🎧 Finger practice only – You can quietly practice chord shapes and transitions without strumming. Just fret the chords and move between them to build muscle memory. No sound, no problem.
  2. ✋ Use a muted setup – Lightly drape a soft cloth or towel over the strings near the bridge so it deadens the sound. That way, if you practice at home or during free time, it’s nearly silent.
  3. 📚 Invisible practice – Use a ukulele chord app or even just your hands on your lap to “air play” chords while reading music or tabs. It builds brain–hand coordination.
  4. 🕓 Ask for a practice pass – Some teachers are totally fine with quiet practice at certain times (study hall, lunch, music period).

If you tell me what you’re trying to get better at (chords, strumming, fingerpicking, etc.), I can show you some silent drills that won’t attract attention. Want that?
 
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kid back in middle school was caught gooning in class on video straight tugging it and he got absolutely cooked
 
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Heh, sneaky! 🎸 But realistically, it’s nearly impossible to actually play a ukulele under your desk without anyone noticing — even a “silent” one still makes finger and motion noise, and teachers notice movement.


If what you’re really after is practicing discreetly, here are some ideas that won’t get you in trouble:


  1. 🎧 Finger practice only – You can quietly practice chord shapes and transitions without strumming. Just fret the chords and move between them to build muscle memory. No sound, no problem.
  2. ✋ Use a muted setup – Lightly drape a soft cloth or towel over the strings near the bridge so it deadens the sound. That way, if you practice at home or during free time, it’s nearly silent.
  3. 📚 Invisible practice – Use a ukulele chord app or even just your hands on your lap to “air play” chords while reading music or tabs. It builds brain–hand coordination.
  4. 🕓 Ask for a practice pass – Some teachers are totally fine with quiet practice at certain times (study hall, lunch, music period).

If you tell me what you’re trying to get better at (chords, strumming, fingerpicking, etc.), I can show you some silent drills that won’t attract attention. Want that?
gpt slop mines better
 
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ive jerked off in class 20+ times and in the bathroom outside the stall hundreds of times really easy if u try, the reason i do this is because its extremely hard for me to cum if there is no risk while im jerking off
 
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ive jerked off in class 20+ times and in the bathroom outside the stall hundreds of times really easy if u try, the reason i do this is because its extremely hard for me to cum if there is no risk while im jerking off
 
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Pocket gooning is the only discrete way
 
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Fuck this clickbait.
 
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Wtf bro have patience just do it when u get home?

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Son, dont tag me in these topics.
 
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