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before calling me retarded just bear with me for a second.

every Normie in this jewish cuck society thinks that fapping is bad for some reason even though its completely natural and there is nothing bad about it (except ur an ED cuck)

ive been gooning since im 12. back then I could only last about 1 minute (jfl) I was terribly insecure about this too. but after a couple of years of me gooning everyday, I was able to fix this major flaw because my brain started to be less stimulated by sexual content. im now proudly able to last over an hour while watching porn and slaying ltbs (would probably be less if I fucked hotter foids but that's not an issue rn since I cant slay them anyway without getting canthoplasty and roidmaxxing first:feelswhy:)

so how exactly was I able to increase the duration I could last 60+ times?

well excessive gooning habits obv but I didn't mention an important detail. if u masturbate everyday and immediately bust the first second u start to feel ur climax building up u wont get any positive effects from goonmaxxing. what u need to do is train your brain to not release that load. this can be achieved by gooning as usual, stopping when ur about to cum, then gooning again after a few seconds. some niggas also call this edging. so I would recommend everyone in this forum to implement at least an hour long edging routine into their daily lifestyle until u can at least last an hour while masturbating over hardcore porn. (keep in mind in real life u will probably last a little less than when you would masturbate since even ltb will be more stimulating when they suck ur subhuman cock compared to you just using ur small hand).

while using this sophisticated method u should see results in at least 1 month, u will probably sometimes not even want to masturbate since ur brain will tell you that it will take too long but its critical that u shut these useless thoughts down and fucking ascend ur duration. if u do this as long as I have, u will come to a point where u cant even cum from porn anymore which is optimal. now u can make all the subhuman worthless foids u fuck rightfully insecure about their inferior bodies because they will ask themselves why they couldnt make u cum quick. next time they will probably even be more submissive and more eager to please u so that's another plus.

TLDR : nofap is retarded, just goon bro
 
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yeah I donโ€™t like dnr but unfortunately โ€œGoonMaxxingโ€ is a stupid fucking idea
 
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done on an unrelated note now why cant i get it up
 
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BUMP DEAD FORUM
 
 
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