Got a asthma attack during sex with an escort

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So I'm fucking this escort and all of a sudden I get an asthma attack and I'm start breathing like a motherfucker. Picture that. Bitch got down on her knees thinking I'm gonna cum and I can barely speak thinking in my head 'No bitch you don't get it, I'm dying' She suddenly realizing what's happening and just run through the door leaving me alone, half breathing half dying. She probably was afraid she's gonna get the blame if a nigga died while she suck him off in a illegal activety. Good thing I didn't pay.
 
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High iq, now keep doing it and you never have to pay
 
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This sounds like a good way to avoid paying whores, just pretend that your dying (Or in your case, actually dying)
 
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So I'm fucking this escort and all of a sudden I get an asthma attack and I'm start breathing like a motherfucker. Picture that. Bitch got down on her knees thinking I'm gonna cum and I can barely speak thinking in my head 'No bitch you don't get it, I'm dying' She suddenly realizing what's happening and just run through the door leaving me alone, half breathing half dying. She probably was afraid she's gonna get the blame if a nigga died while she suck him off in a illegal activety. Good thing I didn't pay.
The state of users on this fourm imagine being such genetic trash that you can’t even have sex without a near death experience
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This sounds like a good way to avoid paying whores, just pretend that your dying (Or in your case, actually dying)
You pay before
 
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You pay before
Maybe in a place where this is legal. in my country I can just slap them saying 'You don't get shit' what they gonna do? run to the police saying a guy didn't pay me after I sucked his dick for money? hahaha.
 
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Maybe in a place where this is legal. in my country I can just slap them saying 'You don't get shit' what they gonna do? run to the police saying a guy didn't pay me after I sucked his dick for money? hahaha.
that girl must be really stupid
 
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This sounds like a good way to avoid paying whores, just pretend that your dying (Or in your case, actually dying)
Depends tbh. Some escorts are ratchet enough to wait until your body is cold, then loot your corpse like you're a dead body in New Vegas. it be what it be
 
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Depends tbh. Some escorts are ratchet enough to wait until your body is cold, then loot your corpse like you're a dead body in New Vegas. it be what it be

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So I'm fucking this escort and all of a sudden I get an asthma attack and I'm start breathing like a motherfucker. Picture that. Bitch got down on her knees thinking I'm gonna cum and I can barely speak thinking in my head 'No bitch you don't get it, I'm dying' She suddenly realizing what's happening and just run through the door leaving me alone, half breathing half dying. She probably was afraid she's gonna get the blame if a nigga died while she suck him off in a illegal activety. Good thing I didn't pay.
I can't stop laughing imagining this jfl
 
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So I'm fucking this escort and all of a sudden I get an asthma attack and I'm start breathing like a motherfucker. Picture that. Bitch got down on her knees thinking I'm gonna cum and I can barely speak thinking in my head 'No bitch you don't get it, I'm dying' She suddenly realizing what's happening and just run through the door leaving me alone, half breathing half dying. She probably was afraid she's gonna get the blame if a nigga died while she suck him off in a illegal activety. Good thing I didn't pay.
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You know it's over when you're larping about fucking escorts.
 
That's some incel shit dude...get it together ffs you're having a sex with a woman and get an asthma attack like a scared nerd. Wtf
 
This sounds like a good way to avoid paying whores, just pretend that your dying (Or in your case, actually dying)
Just drop on the bed and start shaking, imitating convulsions, frothing from the mouth, and save three fifty.
 
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This sounds like a good way to avoid paying whores, just pretend that your dying (Or in your case, actually dying)
After fucking just pretend you are a psychopath and take out a knife she will run for her life
 
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