Got a lot of diarrhoea from eating 42 raw eggs over the course of 2 days

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Woke up in the middle of the night and took the biggest shit I have in living memory. It was like a chocolate fountain jfl. The lesson learnt is buy better quality eggs if consuming them raw and too much protein and fat cannot be digested so the body shits it all out. I hope thats the last of it ngl. Only problem now is the house smells of liquid shit and im trying to cover up the smell. Such greed.
 
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Woke up in the middle of the night and took the biggest shit I have in living memory. It was like a chocolate fountain jfl. The lesson learnt is buy better quality eggs if consuming them raw and too much protein and fat cannot be digested so the body shits it all out. I hope thats the last of it ngl. Only problem now is the house smells of liquid shit and im trying to cover up the smell. Such greed.
Raw eggs are cope. Just cook them.
 
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yo be careful cuz if u consume too many raw eggs u could start losing ur hair ded srs
 
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Raw eggs are cope. Just cook them.
Raw has other benefits to cooked eggs like more intact fats and proteins and more nutrients.
 
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Raw has other benefits to cooked eggs like more intact fats and proteins and more nutrients.
Miniscule difference in nutrition not worth the shits and stomach problems. Believe me I've eaten tons of raw eggs.
 
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Miniscule difference in nutrition not worth the shits and stomach problems. Believe me I've eaten tons of raw eggs.
I ate 24 yesterday and was fine. I think I can get away with eating like 6 a day from now on ngl. But after this shit leaves my system.
 
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I ate 24 yesterday and was fine. I think I can get away with eating like 6 a day from now on ngl. But after this shit leaves my system.
True a little isn't bad. But jfl @ eating 42 holy shit.
 
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True a little isn't bad. But jfl @ eating 42 holy shit.
Ngl it would have been perfect for weight gain. Oh well.
 
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You can get salmonella from raw eggs, it's usually on the outside of the egg shell, did you wash them beforehand?
 
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u do realize there are other sources of protein? jfl
 
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Who said this lol
 
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You can get salmonella from raw eggs, it's usually on the outside of the egg shell, did you wash them beforehand?
Nobody gets salmonella from raw eggs jfl thats a myth created by the gay jews. Look up "I got sick from eating raw eggs" and you will see nothing. On the rare case than somehow you managed to (very very low) not all salmonella is serious.
 
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You can get salmonella from raw eggs, it's usually on the outside of the egg shell, did you wash them beforehand?
jfl at the ugh by @rightfulcel
 
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are you trying to gain weight?
 
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lol
 
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Nobody gets salmonella from raw eggs jfl thats a myth created by the gay jews. Look up "I got sick from eating raw eggs" and you will see nothing. On the rare case than somehow you managed to (very very low) not all salmonella is serious.
Wash your eggs!
 
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He ate shitty eggs all in one go from a 3rd world country. Such greed.
Where do your eggs come from?
Do you even know how eggs are made? They come from a chicken's butt, let that sink in for a moment...
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Where do your eggs come from?
Do you even know how eggs are made? They come from a chicken's butt, let that sink in for a moment...
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Where do your eggs come from?
Do you even know how eggs are made? They come from a chicken's butt, let that sink in for a moment...
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you are a funny man tbh
 
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You are retarded if you actually ate 42 raw eggs , no more than 4 a day
 
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you are a funny man tbh
Let me tell you more then...
Chickens have only one hole, called a cloaca - they shit from it, they excrete urine(which is solid and usually mixed with the shit), they receive the sperm from male birds through it, all the disgusting bodily functions happen through this hole, and eggs also come through it.
If you still want to eat them, be my guest!

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Let me tell you more then...
Chickens have only one hole, called a cloaca - they shit from it, they excrete urine(which is solid and usually mixed with the shit), they receive the sperm from male birds through it, all the disgusting bodily functions happen through this hole, and eggs also come through it.
If you still want to eat them, be my guest!

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Let me tell you more then...
Chickens have only one hole, called a cloaca - they shit from it, they excrete urine(which is solid and usually mixed with the shit), they receive the sperm from male birds through it, all the disgusting bodily functions happen through this hole, and eggs also come through it.
If you still want to eat them, be my guest!

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depends where you live I guess because some countries require you to wash your eggs before you sell it

 
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Eating raw eggs is retarded, all eggs should be cooked to avoid salmonella, also any way you cook them makes them delicious, raw they taste like shit. Don't be a living meme.
 
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Eating raw eggs is retarded, all eggs should be cooked to avoid salmonella, also any way you cook them makes them delicious, raw they taste like shit. Don't be a living meme.
The likelyhood of getting salmonella from eggs is super low
 
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Fuck i get my eggs fresh from the chicken asshole and there is still shit and feathers attached to them and i never washed them JFL i put them in the blender
 
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Fuck i get my eggs fresh from the chicken asshole and there is still shit and feathers attached to them and i never washed them JFL i put them in the blender
Based
 
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The likelyhood of getting salmonella from eggs is super low
It's even lower if you cook them and they taste great, takes 5 minutes to make a 20+ egg omelette.
 
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It's even lower if you cook them and they taste great, takes 5 minutes to make a 20+ egg omelette.
Eating 20 cooked eggs would be very tricky
 
Keep eating raw eggs OP, the Jews are trying to keep you weak with their lies. I bet you could hit 30 a day for those sweet gains.
 
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Keep eating raw eggs OP, the Jews are trying to keep you weak with their lies. I bet you could hit 30 a day for those sweet gains.
30 is too much tbh
 
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Based af. I wouldn't expect anything less from you :heart:
it wus delicious tbh. im weiting mondey to buy rew eggs to meke tertere fueeeeeeeerk
 
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it wus delicious tbh. im weiting mondey to buy rew eggs to meke tertere fueeeeeeeerk
Get pasteurised eggs and dont eat too many. Swish it around in your mouth to mix it with your saliva. Consuming 21 raw eggs a day that were the lowest quality raw was my mistake.
 
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I don't think diarrhea is the only thing you'll get.
Some bodybuilder in my country usually steam the egg whites and blend them with protein powders.
 
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Woke up in the middle of the night and took the biggest shit I have in living memory. It was like a chocolate fountain jfl. The lesson learnt is buy better quality eggs if consuming them raw and too much protein and fat cannot be digested so the body shits it all out. I hope thats the last of it ngl. Only problem now is the house smells of liquid shit and im trying to cover up the smell. Such greed.

Meanwhile the tall white guy u showed ur middle finger is enjoying hes time with the asian girl.
 
u will adapt to it very soon bump it up to 100 raw eggs
 
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