Got a new job!

[Vermilioncore]

I’m gonna be a teacher at an all girl kindergarten school I start next week

Gonna be the best teacher they’ll ever have

 

[Nightloner]

I’m gonna be a teacher at an all girl kindergarten school I start next week

Gonna be the best teacher they’ll ever have

I'll pray for you that you don't go to jail.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I'll pray for you that you don't go to jail.

Why would I? cmon now bud. I think we got off on the wrong foot here!

 

[moodless]

I’m gonna be a teacher at an all girl kindergarten school I start next week

Gonna be the best teacher they’ll ever have

Are you really Christian?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Are you really Christian?

Yes

 

[FaceandBBC]

Yo ass don't need to be anywhere near no fucking kids.

 

[moodless]

Why would I? cmon now bud. I think we got off on the wrong foot here!

"Okay I think this was all some big misunderstanding, let me explain myself!"

 

[Deleted member 15225]

News story: Kindergarten teacher "Oliz Payne" mistaken for a pupil on first day of new job due to short stature

 

[silently_said]

Nice try diddy

 

[craven]

take those hymens!

 

[incel-at-heart]

I’m gonna be a teacher at an all girl kindergarten school I start next week

Gonna be the best teacher they’ll ever have

That's what I call resourceful ... gotta think out of the box these days to groom your future virgin bride

 

[Zonar]

In a way, the job is fulfilling since you get too see the innocence of the kids.

 

[Daddy's Home]

be a teacher at an all girl kindergarten school

 

[The Grinch]

I’m gonna be a teacher at an all girl kindergarten school I start next week

 

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