Got an instagram from this cute lightskin mtb

[davidlaidisme67]

It’s begun buddy boyos. She asked for my instagram and I gave it to her during biology. She’s legit 5’1 and there’s a foot difference. She followed me back instantly and sent me a dm saying hey it’s Patrice (not her real name btw)

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Don’t say I’m a fakecel or something it’s just an instagram niggers

 

[HimmyButlerV2]

Faaaakeeeeecellllllll

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Faaaakeeeeecellllllll

Alright I’m gonna kill you bro

 

[shia.jihadist]

fuck off fakecel

everyday youve been talm about muh inceldom yet you were chad all along

 

[davidlaidisme67]

fuck off fakecel

everyday youve been talm about muh inceldom yet you were chad all along

I’m a ltn at best.

 

[Aviddegree40571]

She wi

It’s begun buddy boyos. She asked for my instagram and I gave it to her during biology. She’s legit 5’1 and there’s a foot difference. She followed me back instantly and sent me a dm saying hey it’s Patrice (not her real name btw)

SHe will cheat on you with lesbian ltb

 

[davidlaidisme67]

She wi

SHe will cheat on you with lesbian ltb

Lol if that happens, I’m gonna go Er in Minecraft

 

[Aviddegree40571]

Lol if that happens, I’m gonna go Er in Minecraft

"In minecraft" nigga i already showed my face on here and i say im going to go ER daily, nothing ever happens

 

[basedblackpiller]

She asked for my instagram and I gave it to her during biology.
She followed me back instantly and sent me a dm saying hey it’s Patrice (not her real name btw)

If you gave her your instagram why would she follow you back? You would be the one following her

 

[davidlaidisme67]

If you gave her your instagram why would she follow you back? You would be the one following her

Sorry yes you’re right I phrased this way too confusingly

 

[trench]

mirin, happy for you bro

Spoiler: ?

fuck you fakecel

 

[brownmutt42]

Mirin

 

[davidlaidisme67]

mirin, happy for you bro

Spoiler: ?

fuck you fakecel

Fakecel? Brother I’m hv

 

[lightskinniggga]

It’s begun buddy boyos. She asked for my instagram and I gave it to her during biology. She’s legit 5’1 and there’s a foot difference. She followed me back instantly and sent me a dm saying hey it’s Patrice (not her real name btw)

Are u black?

 

[superpsycho]

mirin brocel

 

[superpsycho]

i prayed to gandy for your ascension

 

[davidlaidisme67]

i prayed to gandy for your ascension

Bro it’s over. She removed her follow to keep me as a fan

 

[superpsycho]

Bro it’s over. She removed her follow to keep me as a fan

jfl why do normies do that?

following me then waiting for me to follow back then unfollowing me later

 

[iblamechico]

How big is your dick again? Length x girth. Don't lie nigger I know you change your answer every time.

 

[Alias!]

It’s begun buddy boyos. She asked for my instagram and I gave it to her during biology. She’s legit 5’1 and there’s a foot difference. She followed me back instantly and sent me a dm saying hey it’s Patrice (not her real name btw)

Congrats bud all the peptides paid off

 

[davidlaidisme67]

How big is your dick again? Length x girth. Don't lie nigger I know you change your answer every time.

3.75 inches in length. 4.25 inches in forth

 

[davidlaidisme67]

jfl why do normies do that?

following me then waiting for me to follow back then unfollowing me later

It’s cause they’re evil bastards that deserve to perish

 

[superpsycho]

It’s cause they’re evil bastards that deserve to perish

sub 8 normies who think they're chad celebrities

 

[iblamechico]

3.75 inches in length. 4.25 inches in forth

Bullshit. If not it's over for you. That chick is expecting your 6 foot one black ass to have a foot long and that's what she's getting instead.

OVERRRRRR

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Bullshit. If not it's over for you. That chick is expecting your 6 foot one black ass to have a foot long and that's what she's getting instead.

OVERRRRRR

Hey I’ll just larp nigga and send her fake d pics of other men. It’s not over until she asks to see

 

[iblamechico]

Hey I’ll just larp nigga and send her fake d pics of other men. It’s not over until she asks to see

You're bullshitting. You're not 3. You've said you were 4 before I think.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Hey I’ll just larp nigga and send her fake d pics of other men. It’s not over until she asks to see

Just realized this sounds hella gay

 

[davidlaidisme67]

You're bullshitting. You're not 3. You've said you were 4 before I think.

I round up to 4 but I am legit 3.75 inches

 

[Nirvana]

How big is your dick again? Length x girth. Don't lie nigger I know you change your answer every time.

insane levels of cock watching ngl

 

[HimmyButlerV2]

I round up to 4 but I am legit 3.75 inches

flaccid?

 

[iblamechico]

insane levels of cock watching ngl

You think that's insane? Im a cock watcher. Literally. When I watch porn I watch the cocks and I'm not even gay.

 

[iblamechico]

flaccid?

Hard obviously nigger. Who gives a fuck about flaccid

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Hard obviously nigger. Who gives a fuck about flaccid

Exactly

 

[Nirvana]

You think that's insane? Im a cock watcher. Literally. When I watch porn I watch the cocks and I'm not even gay.

gotta do what u gotta do ig

 

[HimmyButlerV2]

Hard obviously nigger. Who gives a fuck about flaccid

no way he is 3.75. He's trolling

send piic next to ruler I can send you mine @davidlaidisme67

 

[iblamechico]

I can send you mine

?
How big are you?

 

[davidlaidisme67]

no way he is 3.75. He's trolling

send piic next to ruler I can send you mine @davidlaidisme67

I’m not sending my penis to you, you will fucking expose me and I’ll be the laughing stock of the forum.

 

[HimmyButlerV2]

?
How big are you?

6 naturally but I PEmaxxed to 6.5

 

[superpsycho]

I round up to 4 but I am legit 3.75 inches

tbh thats brutal

do u ever plan on hardmaxxing ur dick? lul

 

[iblamechico]

6 naturally but I PEmaxxed to 6.5

That's BP? What did you do? For how long?

 

[iblamechico]

I’m not sending my penis to you, you will fucking expose me and I’ll be the laughing stock of the forum.

On god and everything I love I won't. I really just don't believe you.

 

[HimmyButlerV2]

That's BP? What did you do? For how long?

Ask @chrisN

 

[iblamechico]

Ask @chrisN

Bruh

 

[davidlaidisme67]

On god and everything I love I won't. I really just don't believe you.

Okay I will and do it with user. If you dox me, I promise you I’ll fucking kms

 

[iblamechico]

Okay I will and do it with user. If you dox me, I promise you I’ll fucking kms

Chop chop nigga I'm waiting

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Chop chop nigga I'm waiting

Brother I’m in class rn wait a bit

 

[JohnDoe]

fuck off fakecel

everyday youve been talm about muh inceldom yet you were chad all along

Let me tell you a secret, all the known incels are fakecels including infamous self proclaimed truecel @Gengar who is actually a mid to high LTN. I alone am the only true incel here that is still active.

 

[halloweed]

It’s begun buddy boyos. She asked for my instagram and I gave it to her during biology. She’s legit 5’1 and there’s a foot difference. She followed me back instantly and sent me a dm saying hey it’s Patrice (not her real name btw)

Ok so that means you aren’tsubhumsn