
Luciano
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#1. At the christmas party my aunt takes a group photo of all the cousins then let's out a freudian slip that I'm the ugliest looking then quickly tries to recover and says youngest looking even tho theres teenagers in the photo smh. My brother caught that and laughs his ass off.
#2. Day after during breakfast me and my female cousin are talking about alternative religions like voodoo and I jokingly say I practice voodoo and her husband loudly says "yeah that's why hes so ugly"..doesnt make sense but he just wanted to call me out and gets a laugh from everyone there. My mom is visibly embarrassed for me.
#3. Me and my brother are playing poker at the casino talking amongst ourselves about how good the job market is in California, and I say " yeah they are desperate for engineers why do you think they hired me over the phone" then the guy next to us says "because they didnt see your face!" and let's out a huge laugh along with my brother. My brother was like damn that's the 3rd time you got called ugly in under 36 hours hahaha. What can I say.
#2. Day after during breakfast me and my female cousin are talking about alternative religions like voodoo and I jokingly say I practice voodoo and her husband loudly says "yeah that's why hes so ugly"..doesnt make sense but he just wanted to call me out and gets a laugh from everyone there. My mom is visibly embarrassed for me.
#3. Me and my brother are playing poker at the casino talking amongst ourselves about how good the job market is in California, and I say " yeah they are desperate for engineers why do you think they hired me over the phone" then the guy next to us says "because they didnt see your face!" and let's out a huge laugh along with my brother. My brother was like damn that's the 3rd time you got called ugly in under 36 hours hahaha. What can I say.