Got friend zoned by my oneitis. JFL at my chud college experience

[4eyes]

Trying to date a girl as a sub-5 is genuinely a humiliation ritual. This girl and I were starting to get close (or so I thought). So, we start hanging out a lot more and start doing couple activities like going out to eat and cuddling in the bed. I think everything is going well and I may finally ascend from my cel status, but lo and behold. I get sent some long ass paragraph about wanting to stay friends instead of getting into a romantic relationship. "It's not you it's me" "I just have so much going on in my life right now." Yeah fucking right, if I wasn't cursed with subhuman features I would have girlfriend right now. And to make it all worse she is going to a frat party tonight to most definitely get the sonic coins fucked out of her. Pure and utter cuckery. College is not the place to be if you are a sub-5.

 

[4eyes]

Bump

 

[Node]

DNrd

 

[PrettyLights]

You should’ve spotted that friendzone from a mile away. Nigga fell for the jestermax meme

 

[PrettyLights]

Did you not learn from your mistakes in middle school and high school

 

[BigBoy]

She cuddled with u and wants to stay friends? JFL WTF I woulda been confused by that too

 

[BigBoy]

Did you not learn from your mistakes in middle school and high school

What mistakes are u supposed to learn from?

 

[4eyes]

How did you not know this was coming

Couldn't tell ya. Hopium got to me ig

 

[aidenltn17]

dude fell for the oldest trick in the foid handbook

 

[4eyes]

She cuddled with u and wants to stay friends? JFL WTF I woulda been confused by that too

Yeah man I thought I was safe and could actually maybe do cute couple things with a girl for once. Back to the sub 5 lifestyle for the time being.

 

[PrettyLights]

What mistakes are u supposed to learn from?

I thought during those years Women made it EVIDENTLY clear whether or not any of them outside of that would fuck with you but correct me if I’m wrong

 

[4eyes]

dude fell for the oldest trick in the foid handbook

enlighten me. not very experienced with this kind of stuff due to having low opportunities through childhood.

 

[BigBoy]

I thought during those years Women made it EVIDENTLY clear whether or not any of them outside of that would fuck with you but correct me if I’m wrong

Idk bro I’m subhuman and ONLY got iois from hot girls. My looksmatches didn’t want me. Idk what to make of it. I never got laid bc I would be confused.

 

[BigBoy]

Yeah man I thought I was safe and could actually maybe do cute couple things with a girl for once. Back to the sub 5 lifestyle for the time being.

You’re with the rest of us

 

[PrettyLights]

Idk bro I’m subhuman and ONLY got iois from hot girls. My looksmatches didn’t want me. Idk what to make of it. I never got laid bc I would be confused.

She was bout to make this nigga her boyfriend with zero sex involved

 

[4eyes]

You’re with the rest of us

c'est la vie. gotta earn my degree to one day have a job that gives me enough funds to hardmaxx

 

[4eyes]

She was bout to make this nigga her boyfriend with zero sex involved

the odds of a chick being sexually attracted me are bout low asf. should've seen it coming tbh

 

[gunrenaissance]

she is going to a frat party tonight to most definitely get the sonic coins fucked out of her.

I laughed loud at this hahahaha

 

[gonion wanter]

And to make it all worse she is going to a frat party tonight to most definitely get the sonic coins fucked out of her

 

[gunrenaissance]

Trying to date a girl as a sub-5 is genuinely a humiliation ritual. This girl and I were starting to get close (or so I thought). So, we start hanging out a lot more and start doing couple activities like going out to eat and cuddling in the bed. I think everything is going well and I may finally ascend from my cel status, but lo and behold. I get sent some long ass paragraph about wanting to stay friends instead of getting into a romantic relationship. "It's not you it's me" "I just have so much going on in my life right now." Yeah fucking right, if I wasn't cursed with subhuman features I would have girlfriend right now. And to make it all worse she is going to a frat party tonight to most definitely get the sonic coins fucked out of her. Pure and utter cuckery. College is not the place to be if you are a sub-5.

I feel thr same
I really don't see the point in living when the ONE person you like most and would do anything for doesn't like u back

 

[4eyes]

I feel thr same
I really don't see the point in living when the ONE person you like most and would do anything for doesn't like u back

I swear bro. I wish I born a handsome man so that one day I could have my feelings reciprocated. It's never been more over. Hopefully those sex robots start advancing quicker.