got in a shop to buy a cig for the first time but i was scared

[nuc]

as soon as i got in the shop i just said the brand not asking for the cig itsself because i was scared

the guy said what? wtf is that what brand is that?
i said u dont know it? and then i left like a pussy

wtf do i do at this point

im 14 about to be 15 but scared as shit to ask for it like this is not my usual self

scared he says im too young ill feel ashamed asf for this

 

[amisci]

Op if you arent under 5'6 just point at x cigarettes pack and tell them gimmie that. Its that easy

 

[HappyChud]

as soon as i got in the shop i just said the brand not asking for the cig itsself because i was scared

the guy said what? wtf is that what brand is that?
i said u dont know it? and then i left like a pussy

wtf do i do at this point

im 14 about to be 15 but scared as shit to ask for it like this is not my usual self

scared he says im too young ill feel ashamed asf for this

Nigga just say it he ain't gonna call the cops

 

[nuc]

Op if you arent under 5'6 just point at x cigarettes pack and tell them gimmie that. Its that easy

no im like 5,8/5,nine

 

[KubiXX]

why tf would you want to smoke

 

[HappyChud]

Op if you arent under 5'6 just point at x cigarettes pack and tell them gimmie that. Its that easy

 

[iblamerickyd]

as soon as i got in the shop i just said the brand not asking for the cig itsself because i was scared

the guy said what? wtf is that what brand is that?
i said u dont know it? and then i left like a pussy

wtf do i do at this point

im 14 about to be 15 but scared as shit to ask for it like this is not my usual self

scared he says im too young ill feel ashamed asf for this

you never wanted cigarettes, what you really wanted was raw liver.

 

[nuc]

Nigga just say it he ain't gonna call the cops

the story im imagining in my head he straps me into a chair and somehow gets my parents

 

[FoidEater]

as soon as i got in the shop i just said the brand not asking for the cig itsself because i was scared

the guy said what? wtf is that what brand is that?
i said u dont know it? and then i left like a pussy

wtf do i do at this point

im 14 about to be 15 but scared as shit to ask for it like this is not my usual self

scared he says im too young ill feel ashamed asf for this

Are you still a scared or arent you a scared anymore

 

[eternal_ltn123]

the story im imagining in my head he straps me into a chair and somehow gets my parents

yeah that happened to me once

 

[amisci]

the story im imagining in my head he straps me into a chair and somehow gets my parents

It doesn't work that way nigga. If you really want to smoke just ask him for a pack

 

[nuc]

It doesn't work that way nigga. If you really want to smoke just ask him for a pack

so basically ask for a whole pack so he does think i smoke reguarly and he says alright fine

 

[amisci]

so basically ask for a whole pack so he does think i smoke reguarly and he says alright fine

Nigga wtf you saying? There's no need to trick him his job is to sell shit to you lol

 

[nuc]

Are you still a scared or arent you a scared anymore

im kinda still scared

 

[nuc]

Nigga wtf you saying? There's no need to trick him his job is to sell shit to you lol

so just ask for a cig normally no weird shit no brand names shit

 

[amisci]

so just ask for a cig normally no weird shit no brand names shit

This nigga is gonna barge in and say hey I would like a cig. Just point at the pack and say give me that

 

[nuc]

This nigga is gonna barge in and say hey I would like a cig. Just point at the pack and say give me that

alright im gonna buy a whole pack so i could smoke for the first time but that part where i barge in and say hey i would like a cig LMAO i would'v literally fucking done that shitting my pants while asking him

 

[FoidEater]

im kinda still scared

Whys this so dumb but so adorable at the same time (no gay its js nice to see sm1 with real human emotions in 2026)

 

[FoidEater]

alright im gonna buy a whole pack so i could smoke for the first time but that part where i barge in and say hey i would like a cig LMAO i would'v literally fucking done that shitting my pants while asking him

Why do you want to smoke