Got My First Pocket Pussy

[MLGS0LD1ERB0Y]

I'm yet another step closer to becoming my hero, Thad Castle.

Also, me and 4 other friends got it, so I'm not just a stinky rotting incel

Woke up at 6:30 this morning to pick up lube from local store - already addicted to this thing.

 

[chudlite69]

stinky rotting incel

holy cope all four of you are stinky rotting incels the fact ur friends also got it means jackshit tf

 

[dictator]

lmk how it goes i bought one before and my shit could barley fit

 

[ltnfoidraperer]

lmk how it goes i bought one before and my shit could barley fit

 

[MLGS0LD1ERB0Y]

holy cope all four of you are stinky rotting incels the fact ur friends also got it means jackshit tf

Two of them have girlfriends and all of us get slays like once or twice a fortnight

 

[MLGS0LD1ERB0Y]

lmk how it goes i bought one before and my shit could barley fit

My shit doesn't fit either - it was only ten bucks though. It's just for the head though

 

[Tyler1]

I cant use fleshlights they are too tight ngl.

shit is so tight my dihh hurts

 

[chudlite69]

Two of them have girlfriends and all of us get slays like once or twice a fortnight

fortnite

 

[chudlite69]

I cant use fleshlights they are too tight ngl.

shit is so tight my dihh hurts

send a pic

 

[Tyler1]

send a pic

Spoiler: NSFW!!!!

 

[chudlite69]

i meant of ur dih

 

[MLGS0LD1ERB0Y]

I cant use fleshlights they are too tight ngl.

shit is so tight my dihh hurts

Ask the store lady shell recommend perfect one. That's what I did - the store lady was guiding me n shit.

 

[Tyler1]

i meant of ur dih

Fucking faggot

 

[ICXCLuvr]

I bought an onahole a few months ago but I don’t even use it, I haven’t gooned in a month actually

 

[MLGS0LD1ERB0Y]

I bought an onahole a few months ago but I don’t even use it, I haven’t gooned in a month actually

Glad to here buddy. Yeah, I'm gonna only use this thing like 1-2 timers per week max. Shits like a drug.

 

[Troo_]

oh boy

 

[MLGS0LD1ERB0Y]

oh boy

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