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๕ඞChick3ncu1ry
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These past years I got shit test from 3-4 foids if I remembered correctly.
Lastly, it's the makeup thingy, basically I overexaggerated how much makeup on my face and keep talking about it, until she finally wanna join my skincare routine, instead of being defensive like no no it's gay.
Also when a girl comments on your skinnyness just pretend that "Hey, why can't I seem to hold this phone up and then flex your whole upper body and arm and exergate that shit until she rolls her eyes, then proceed to lift her up effortlessly and tell her why is she so light.
Lately while cooking, she said to me I want 1 meter apart,
I replied "only 1 meter why not 6meters?"
she asked "why?"
me: well that's the rule
her: what rule?
me:social distancing rule? you silly![Stick out tongue :p :p](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
her: ran to hug me so tight.
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Now if you are being defensive/offended
her: I want you to be 1 meter away from me
you: why?? what's wrong
her: nothing, I just don't want
It's fcking over buddy boyos, you are cuck/simp abused dog now at this point.
Teasing also good strategy to building up rapport and indicating that you are comfortable belittling her alittle instead of acting like walking on the eggshell.
Lastly, it's the makeup thingy, basically I overexaggerated how much makeup on my face and keep talking about it, until she finally wanna join my skincare routine, instead of being defensive like no no it's gay.
Also when a girl comments on your skinnyness just pretend that "Hey, why can't I seem to hold this phone up and then flex your whole upper body and arm and exergate that shit until she rolls her eyes, then proceed to lift her up effortlessly and tell her why is she so light.
Lately while cooking, she said to me I want 1 meter apart,
I replied "only 1 meter why not 6meters?"
she asked "why?"
me: well that's the rule
her: what rule?
me:social distancing rule? you silly
her: ran to hug me so tight.
-----
Now if you are being defensive/offended
her: I want you to be 1 meter away from me
you: why?? what's wrong
her: nothing, I just don't want
It's fcking over buddy boyos, you are cuck/simp abused dog now at this point.
Teasing also good strategy to building up rapport and indicating that you are comfortable belittling her alittle instead of acting like walking on the eggshell.
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