Got told by my boss I have "resting shoot up the place face"

[sickdawgie]

She said want me to do you a favour a knock you out with this thing (she had a thing in her hand) because I look so miserable. I said I had resting bitch face. I said I would just shoot myself and not everyone else.

 

[buflek]

ur boss sounds rly hot

 

[sickdawgie]

ur boss sounds rly hot

She is actually. She was like aw that's really nice that you wouldn't shoot us.