gothmaxxing

[plotkun]

Since I am 6'2 and look like a neandhertal . (Pic 1) i was thinking about gothmaxxing. I think it might benefit all tall guys with an ugly face - after all there are lots of girls who are into scary monsters

Gothmaxxing includes
>gymmaxxing
You have to be able to pick up a goth girl by the throat with one hand
>tatoomaxxing/scarmaxxibg
Make yourself look rugged
>stylemaxxing
Wear only black and red. Preferred brands are Hugo boss; brandit and helly Hansen
>squintmaxxxing
Develop a mean/scary look
>hairmaxxing or baldmaxxing
Either long hair or skinhead with a head tattoo maybe
Goal is to look like Peter steele (pic 2)

 

[slavicpsycho]

Is that you in the first picture?

 

[plotkun]

Is that you in the first picture?

unfortunately yes

 

[slavicpsycho]

unfortunately yes

dont know about gothmaxxing but youll look way better with long hair like in photo 2

 

[Alucard69]

Go for it if u want, you aren't even that ugly tbh u look masc, big ass lower 3rd height

 

[plotkun]

Go for it if u want, you aren't even that ugly tbh u look masc, big ass lower 3rd height

>big ass lower 3rd height
What? Explain pls

 

[Alucard69]

>big ass lower 3rd height
What? Explain pls

 

[plotkun]

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I'm a fokin horse

 

[Alucard69]

I'm a fokin horse

U have cromagnon skull tbh? @Orc @Zenis @thecel @Imretarded? @cromagnon

 

[plotkun]

U have cromagnon skull tbh? @Orc @Zenis

neandertal id say but yeah its kinda retarded

 

[GabachoCopium]

Since I am 6'2 and look like a neandhertal . (Pic 1) i was thinking about gothmaxxing. I think it might benefit all tall guys with an ugly face - after all there are lots of girls who are into scary monsters

Gothmaxxing includes
>gymmaxxing
You have to be able to pick up a goth girl by the throat with one hand
>tatoomaxxing/scarmaxxibg
Make yourself look rugged
>stylemaxxing
Wear only black and red. Preferred brands are Hugo boss; brandit and helly Hansen
>squintmaxxxing
Develop a mean/scary look
>hairmaxxing or baldmaxxing
Either long hair or skinhead with a head tattoo maybe
Goal is to look like Peter steele (pic 2)

@Vermilioncore maxxing

 

[Vajra-]

Spend 3 years growing out your hair theroy

 

[LuckyBeast]

I don't think trying to become a Goth is gonna go well for you bro. Your call tho lol but maybe try long hair

 

[The Dark Phoenix]

gothmaxxing is legit but steele is very different from what goths usually look like (I mean style wise)

 

[abcd]

My friend gothmaxxed and instantly lost his virginity

 

[ryanlovestolooksmax]

You kinda look like dexter

 

[Angutoid]

i can see you looking great with long black hair

 

[Angutoid]

unknown gothic slayer