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I swear im not kidding, im on the way back home sitting there listening to music and i suddenly feel someone behind me going through the top of my hair?!

me as an certified aspie ofc dont turn around to look who it was, but i was thinking it was maybe my mum trying to make me aware shes going back home too (she uses the same bus to go back home from work as me) but when i looked at a reflection, it was some 75 year old ish granny, i was shocked but nothing else happened

my haircut is shit anyways, maybe she was trying to tell me to get a haircut with this gesture jfl
 
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nigga almost got groomed by a granny :lul::lul:
 
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@veggiedietcell @rira1 @soggra
 
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Report her
 
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she wanted some dih
 
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you're so fucking hot even the grandmas like you like you should be happy
 
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Gilf magnet
 
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What the fuck did i just read
 
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hey listen to me sue her for touching you without consent then get surgeries ascend to 10000000 psl:soy:
i barely remember her face from the reflection, how to sue? is there a guide on this here?
 
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she might like you! go for it, personality is everything :) (y)
 
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bookmarked to goon later
 
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Chad ramblings :feelswhat:
 
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I swear im not kidding, im on the way back home sitting there listening to music and i suddenly feel someone behind me going through the top of my hair?!

me as an certified aspie ofc dont turn around to look who it was, but i was thinking it was maybe my mum trying to make me aware shes going back home too (she uses the same bus to go back home from work as me) but when i looked at a reflection, it was some 75 year old ish granny, i was shocked but nothing else happened

my haircut is shit anyways, maybe she was trying to tell me to get a haircut with this gesture jfl
Chads.org
 
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I swear im not kidding, im on the way back home sitting there listening to music and i suddenly feel someone behind me going through the top of my hair?!

me as an certified aspie ofc dont turn around to look who it was, but i was thinking it was maybe my mum trying to make me aware shes going back home too (she uses the same bus to go back home from work as me) but when i looked at a reflection, it was some 75 year old ish granny, i was shocked but nothing else happened

my haircut is shit anyways, maybe she was trying to tell me to get a haircut with this gesture jfl
Granny just needed help bud.
 
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Slay is a slay
 
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She wants you
 
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I swear im not kidding, im on the way back home sitting there listening to music and i suddenly feel someone behind me going through the top of my hair?!

me as an certified aspie ofc dont turn around to look who it was, but i was thinking it was maybe my mum trying to make me aware shes going back home too (she uses the same bus to go back home from work as me) but when i looked at a reflection, it was some 75 year old ish granny, i was shocked but nothing else happened

my haircut is shit anyways, maybe she was trying to tell me to get a haircut with this gesture jfl
just have a sex tape with her
 
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I swear im not kidding, im on the way back home sitting there listening to music and i suddenly feel someone behind me going through the top of my hair?!

me as an certified aspie ofc dont turn around to look who it was, but i was thinking it was maybe my mum trying to make me aware shes going back home too (she uses the same bus to go back home from work as me) but when i looked at a reflection, it was some 75 year old ish granny, i was shocked but nothing else happened

my haircut is shit anyways, maybe she was trying to tell me to get a haircut with this gesture jfl
Idc
 
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There's stories of old hag witches trying to steal a young man's vital essence

No joke, OP, but that old bitch took a piece of your hair for voodoo bad juju shit

It's over for you ngmi
 
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There's stories of old hag witches trying to steal a young man's vital essence

No joke, OP, but that old bitch took a piece of your hair for voodoo bad juju shit

It's over for you ngmi
If she was black then yeah
 
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If she was black then yeah
1743115416274

For voodoo yea

OP getting touched by baba yaga rn
 
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I swear im not kidding, im on the way back home sitting there listening to music and i suddenly feel someone behind me going through the top of my hair?!

me as an certified aspie ofc dont turn around to look who it was, but i was thinking it was maybe my mum trying to make me aware shes going back home too (she uses the same bus to go back home from work as me) but when i looked at a reflection, it was some 75 year old ish granny, i was shocked but nothing else happened

my haircut is shit anyways, maybe she was trying to tell me to get a haircut with this gesture jfl
it was definitely your first interaction with a female.
 
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