Greggs pub? UKcels GTFIH

[imontheloose]

Greggs to open first pub with its own beers on draft

The Golden Flake Tavern is set to open in Newcastle – but not for long

www.independent.co.uk

This is true news. Imagine saying you’re going to Greggs for a pint. Just LOL.

Sausage roll and a beer. Working class is going to have a civil war on Wetherspoons vs. Greggs.

@Saint Casanova @chadisbeingmade @inversions @heightmaxxing

 

[Luca_.]

How’s life in the UK?

 

[tweaqo]

How’s life in the UK?

Shit unless you live in a high class city

 

[Luca_.]

Shit unless you live in a high class city

Such as?

 

[slaters]

Is this the equivalent of McDonald’s selling miller lite for Americans or what

 

[tweaqo]

Such as?

A lot of these aren’t cities but

Cambridge, Oxford (maybe), Surrey, Bath, Bristol.

London is shit, even in rich areas

 

[pashtunnigga1]

A lot of these aren’t cities but

Cambridge, Oxford (maybe), Surrey, Bath, Bristol.

London is shit, even in rich areas

I live in Surrey its still shit

 

[tweaqo]

I live in Surrey its still shit

Lol fair enough.

What’s shit about it?

 

[pashtunnigga1]

Lol fair enough.

What’s shit about it?

Everything is expensive asf for shit quality
The people are retards
Crackheads are still everywhere even though its meant to be a nice area
And I have to commute to London basically everyday and the train station stinks of piss
All the shops are shutting down so can't even go out anymore I just ldar now

 

[tweaqo]

Everything is expensive asf for shit quality
The people are retards
Crackheads are still everywhere even though its meant to be a nice area
And I have to commute to London basically everyday and the train station stinks of piss
All the shops are shutting down so can't even go out anymore I just ldar now

Holy I thought it was better than that.

I used to live near Cambridge, and it is by far the best city in the UK. Safe, mostly as long as ur not going to the shit parts.

People are generally high IQ, and there are quite a few crackheads but most are harmless and u dont see them too often

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Greggs to open first pub with its own beers on draft

The Golden Flake Tavern is set to open in Newcastle – but not for long

www.independent.co.uk

This is true news. Imagine saying you’re going to Greggs for a pint. Just LOL.

Sausage roll and a beer. Working class is going to have a civil war on Wetherspoons vs. Greggs.

@Saint Casanova @chadisbeingmade @inversions @heightmaxxing

wtf is a greggs

 

[imontheloose]

How’s life in the UK?

It’s lovely as long as you’re not in the urban cities.

 

[imontheloose]

Is this the equivalent of McDonald’s selling miller lite for Americans or what

Pretty much, yes. But imagine McDonald’s opened a club in the US.

 

[tweaqo]

It’s lovely as long as you’re not in the urban cities.

I disagree, I have been to loads of small towns and villages, and they are somehow the worst.

Boring, poor, no good shops, people are generally low IQ and inbred, also most are just oiks.

Maybe just the towns I’ve been to, but maybe u have a different experience

 

[imontheloose]

I disagree, I have been to loads of small towns and villages, and they are somehow the worst.

Boring, poor, no good shops, people are generally low IQ and inbred, also most are just oiks.

Maybe just the towns I’ve been to, but maybe u have a different experience

Probably the towns you’ve been to. I’ve experienced the same thing in low-class villages too, I know exactly what you’re on about.

 

[tweaqo]

Probably the towns you’ve been to. I’ve experienced the same thing in low-class villages too, I know exactly what you’re on about.

Yeah when I lived in Cambridgeshire and Bedfordshire, the towns and villages in these areas were HORRBIBLE.

My girlfriend used to live in one of them and it was such a shithole, and all the surrounding towns were.

Somehow the city of Cambridge wasn’t anything like that though.

 

[prescient]

Shit unless you live in a high class city

I live in Surrey its still shit

UKcel self hate is crazy. Yea weather sucks here but in other aspects, opportunities, jobs, social activities, universities, size and complexity of life is way better in UK than any other Europe nation. Only Netherlands is kinda close to UK. Dont ever say "What about Norway/Denmark?" They are boring villages.

UK lose against US, Australia, Canada for sure since new world is on top. UK is bridge between old world and new world.

 

[imontheloose]

Yeah when I lived in Cambridgeshire and Bedfordshire, the towns and villages in these areas were HORRBIBLE.

My girlfriend used to live in one of them and it was such a shithole, and all the surrounding towns were.

Somehow the city of Cambridge wasn’t anything like that though.

Cambridge is nice. My brother went to university there; I instead, Oxford. Oxford is fine, honestly; we make up for the kebab vans with our better party scene than Cambridge.

 

[imontheloose]

UKcel self hate is crazy. Yea weather sucks here but in other aspects, opportunities, jobs, social activities, universities, size and complexity of life is way better in UK than any other Europe nation. Only Netherlands is kinda close to UK. Dont ever say "What about Norway/Denmark?" They are boring villages.

UK lose against US, Australia, Canada for sure since new world is on top. UK is bridge between old world and new world.

I love my little island.

 

[Copercel]

Shit unless you live in a high class city

Yeah… like in any fucking land you dumbass

 

[Foreverbrad]

 

[imontheloose]

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Pretty sure the reason they’re opening this is actually because of horrific performance due to the summer weather here; prices of the food there too considering it’s a working-class thing.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

A lot of these aren’t cities but

Cambridge, Oxford (maybe), Surrey, Bath, Bristol.

London is shit, even in rich areas

I don't find any jobs outside of London genius

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I am not British enough to understand this but I know brits love alcohol and even I love alcohol so it's a win for all of us.

 

[IraniancelV2]

Is this accurate?

 

[imontheloose]

I am not British enough to understand this but I know brits love alcohol and even I love alcohol so it's a win for all of us.

Greggs is a cheap, working-class, infamous pastry shop here. Them doing this is similar to McDonald’s opening a club/bar for Americans.

 

[imontheloose]

Is this accurate?

Isn’t doxxing bannable?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Is this accurate?

I am very similar to them on the drinking beers at sports events part. Me and my friends can down an entire 24 pack during a game.

 

[IraniancelV2]

I am very similar to them on the drinking beers at sports events part. Me and my friends can down an entire 24 pack during a game.

How many friends are we talking..?

 

[imontheloose]

I am very similar to them on the drinking beers at sports events part. Me and my friends can down an entire 24 pack during a game.

I’m a bit hungover from last night.

 

[tweaqo]

Cambridge is nice. My brother went to university there; I instead, Oxford. Oxford is fine, honestly; we make up for the kebab vans with our better party scene than Cambridge.

Brother must be smart

Yeah… like in any fucking land you dumbass

Can always count on you to not have the intellectual ability to interpret what I meant.

Most southern European countries have many cities/towns/villages that are nice to live in. The UK has less than 10.

I expect nothing less from a zio cuck.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

How many friends are we talking..?

I've got this small crew of four hangout buddies, and whenever there's a big football or cricket game, we'd crash at my friend's place. He's got this massive 85 inch TV with surround sound and we'd just spend the whole night drinking, demolishing chips and nachos, and watching the match. Haven't done it in a while since I went to America, but I really need to bring that tradition back.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Nitty central

 

[imontheloose]

Nitty central

I was wondering who I was missing in the tags. Can’t believe I forgot the Liverpool molester. I’m hungover.

 

[chadisbeingmade]

Wetherspoons

Spoons son, spoons.

 

[heightmaxxing]

Lifefuel

 

[imontheloose]

Spoons son, spoons.

Git up, mush!

 

[jbwhtninthailand]

A lot of these aren’t cities but

Cambridge, Oxford (maybe), Surrey, Bath, Bristol.

London is shit, even in rich areas

Surrey but not Manchester

 

[imontheloose]

Surrey but not Manchester

Manchester is a dump, come on. Surrey is a bit far-fetched too, but don’t kid yourself.

 

[jbwhtninthailand]

Manchester is a dump, come on. Surrey is a bit far-fetched too, but don’t kid yourself.

Good nightlife n international chinks, what more could you ask for?

 

[imontheloose]

Good nightlife n international chinks, what more could you ask for?

Way more Indians there than gooks.

 

[inversions]

Sausage roll and a beer. Working class is going to have a civil war on Wetherspoons vs. Greggs.

spoons vs greggs is gonna create a civil war

 

[imontheloose]

spoons vs greggs is gonna create a civil war

Cat ears in Greggs when?

 

[PsiIocybin]

Can't wait to do bag inside a Greggs bathroom