TwixCell
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4 years ago My neighour from upstairs was screaming "that neighbour is so horny" and laughed his ass off
i realized 2 years ago why he was doing this, i dont know how this happened but acordingly to one of my friends (my friend confirmed it) my dick makes a squeeze sound its really quiet but you can hear it from 100 meters. it sounds like when you mix potato salad, its only about 0,1 seconds long like a blink and it usually makes sound every second synced to my heartbeat so there might be a problem with a vein in my dick. like blood squeezing through a to small vein maybe? I'm 100% serious i have no desire to lie whats the point? it sounds like the first frame in this video:
dk if you can hear it
when i jerk off the sound increases to 5 times a second, when i slow down rubbing my dick, the sound slows down i live in a buliding like that:
so basically everyone can hear when i jerk off. not only that they can hear when i rub faster slower ....
even though my friend confirmed it i just think this cant be fucking true. i wanted to test if im insane so i jerked off while looking out of the window with open windows and
3 days ago when i jerked off the girl was screaming not again close the windows and the guy came runing out of the balcony and looked at my apartment and slammed the door
the 50 year old women that always sits on the balcony screamed that asshole again
slowing their car down and looking at me.
whenever i open the windows people looking at my apartment. im really scared that the police gonna knock on my door and kick us out for "disturbance frequencies" or something like that
im scared to a new job if only 1 person notice that the sound is coming out of my dick will i probably take down the entire company. no one will ever be able to concentrate and the cleaning lady gonna work over hours in the room where the secretaries work. she has to mop the floor every day because of the women dripping like a waterfall.
i tried to make my neighbours a favor and started jerking off in the forest but the female joggers slowly dissappeard over the months i tried to convince myself that it was just a coincidence but after while people where looking at me weird.
another funny story: there was a hunter in the forest and i heard him everyday shooting almost everyday he was sometimes really close to me like 10-20meters but he slowly disappeard when i started to jerk off in the forest. i would hear him maybe 1 times a month. i would always enter in the forst at 6pm but one day i was like 40 mins late i just wanted to enter the forest but he ignited a bomb and 1 shot on the path i walked just 500 meters from me. it sounded like a bomb it was loud as fk and he probably was tired of hearing my dick the whole time and not able to hunt. i actually realized that i must have scared the shit out of him because he was most likely sitting in complete darkness and all he heard was my dick sqeeuze sounds coming closer and closer he must have shit his pants somedays. just lmao
i dont know what to do know its fucking weird the 60 year old doctos probably not gonna believe me and he aint gonna hear those sounds anyways. bro my probably is unique on this earth. the whole forest probably smells like cum. dafuq do i do now?
i realized 2 years ago why he was doing this, i dont know how this happened but acordingly to one of my friends (my friend confirmed it) my dick makes a squeeze sound its really quiet but you can hear it from 100 meters. it sounds like when you mix potato salad, its only about 0,1 seconds long like a blink and it usually makes sound every second synced to my heartbeat so there might be a problem with a vein in my dick. like blood squeezing through a to small vein maybe? I'm 100% serious i have no desire to lie whats the point? it sounds like the first frame in this video:
dk if you can hear it
when i jerk off the sound increases to 5 times a second, when i slow down rubbing my dick, the sound slows down i live in a buliding like that:
so basically everyone can hear when i jerk off. not only that they can hear when i rub faster slower ....
even though my friend confirmed it i just think this cant be fucking true. i wanted to test if im insane so i jerked off while looking out of the window with open windows and
3 days ago when i jerked off the girl was screaming not again close the windows and the guy came runing out of the balcony and looked at my apartment and slammed the door
the 50 year old women that always sits on the balcony screamed that asshole again
slowing their car down and looking at me.
whenever i open the windows people looking at my apartment. im really scared that the police gonna knock on my door and kick us out for "disturbance frequencies" or something like that
im scared to a new job if only 1 person notice that the sound is coming out of my dick will i probably take down the entire company. no one will ever be able to concentrate and the cleaning lady gonna work over hours in the room where the secretaries work. she has to mop the floor every day because of the women dripping like a waterfall.
i tried to make my neighbours a favor and started jerking off in the forest but the female joggers slowly dissappeard over the months i tried to convince myself that it was just a coincidence but after while people where looking at me weird.
another funny story: there was a hunter in the forest and i heard him everyday shooting almost everyday he was sometimes really close to me like 10-20meters but he slowly disappeard when i started to jerk off in the forest. i would hear him maybe 1 times a month. i would always enter in the forst at 6pm but one day i was like 40 mins late i just wanted to enter the forest but he ignited a bomb and 1 shot on the path i walked just 500 meters from me. it sounded like a bomb it was loud as fk and he probably was tired of hearing my dick the whole time and not able to hunt. i actually realized that i must have scared the shit out of him because he was most likely sitting in complete darkness and all he heard was my dick sqeeuze sounds coming closer and closer he must have shit his pants somedays. just lmao
i dont know what to do know its fucking weird the 60 year old doctos probably not gonna believe me and he aint gonna hear those sounds anyways. bro my probably is unique on this earth. the whole forest probably smells like cum. dafuq do i do now?
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