[GTFIH] Based Blackpilled theory on Christianity

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Ready for a giga based take

Back in the days if a women has sex before marriage she was looked down and shamed upon, even worse was if she fell pregnant she was probably stoned death. My take was that Mary was a local whore who got pregnant after fucking the local Chads; as a way to cover up her mistakes when everyone noticed she was pregnant she lied (female nature). After getting creampied she told everyone that she's some how still a "virgin" and that she doesn't know how or that some mystery being made her pregnant as a way to brainwash people into not stoning her to death since now there is superstition and a mysterious power which could punish them otherwise.

Comes in Jewseph, the first incel giga simp, he wanted a piece of that pussy so much he got brainwashed into looking after what was going to be a single mother, he risked his own status just so he can beta buck Mary and save her from death. Mary then proceed to give birth to the most statusmaxxed Chad born son in history.

Remember one women lie created a whole religion, just like one women lie created sins in the bible.

TLDR: 'The Virgin Mary' was actually 'The Thot Mary' who took the biggest W in history of dual mating strategy and Jewseph was the first incel giga simp.

Mary after getting pregnant:
random GIF


Everyone after Mary lied:
shocked mr. bean GIF


Jewseph simping:
Marriage Propose GIF
 
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This theory has been around for millennia ngl
 
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