[GTFIH] ESSENTIAL IRL GUIDE

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This guide is less of a looksmaxxing guide and more of a guide to shit you should already be doing, ur volcel if ur not doing the shit on here

Looksmaxes
Before I go into detail about what i consider essential looksmaxes, i feel it’s my duty to be honest and tell you that if your looks are below a certain level, most of these might not help you too much. But something i’ve noticed in this forum is users underrating the shit out of themselves because they aren’t 7 psl. All you need to be is average looking. Being anything higher than that will help, but is not essential to having a social life and success with women.

Hairmaxxing
This is the ultimate softmax you can do, specially as a youngcel. I can’t count how many times foids have come up to me to compliments my hair. If you’re 13-19 try looking for JB slayers on tiktok with a similar hair type to yours, and try to copy their hairstyle. Once you’ve got it you can try growing it a bit longer or styling it a little different so it can seem original and people can associate your hairstyle to you.
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Notice how hair was the difference between looking like a 45 year old single black mother and a prettyboy jb slayer.

Skinmaxxing
Everyone knows how important clear skin is. Bad skin/acne can make evan Chad look like a repulsive subhuman if it’s severe enough.

After clearing my skin, the amount of IOIs i got multiplied by a thousand.

Gymmaxxing
This is something i should work on tbh. Having a good body is so fucking underrated here.
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Do u really think he’d be a top actor in Hollywood without his body? No, so stop doing preposterous shit to try and change your face and get your ass in the gym. If u got a shitty face, at least have a good body.
Also don’t forget low bf with less muscle>high bf with more muscle

Dressing
Idk about oldcels but if you’re around my age (13-19) the importance of dressing well is insane. A bunch of low tier normies get comment sections full of JBs asking to be railed because they got on a skatermaxxed outfit. I’m not telling you to wear crazy exotic shit. But at least try to look normal. A design sweater with shorts and nike air forces are an example of an all around good NT outfit.

You can wear cargo pants, vans and a hoodie if you want to skatermaxx. Jordans, ripped jeans and hoodies for thugmaxx etc.

This allows normies to see you as one of them, which is crucial for meeting people.

Socialmaxes
Contrary to popular belief on this website, social abilities are crucial for creating and maintaining social connections with people.
Of course, your looks determine how good your social abilities have to be, but even Chad needs to be socially intelligent. I’ve seen 6 psl kids at my school rotting because of how non-NT they are.

Fitting in
Becoming NT if you’re genuinely aspie is impossible, but it is very possible to fake it.

Listen to how normies around you talk to each other, try to adapt to their slang and sense of humor. Listen to what they talk about and do during their free time, and use this to your advantage so you can talk about shit you already know they’re interested in when time comes. Fucking annoying i know but this is the bare minimum to even start ascending socially.

Be open to more things
Or at least act like it. Normies don’t like to hear “I don’t smoke” “I don’t drink” “Girls today are sluts” saying anything along these lines is social suicide and letting people know you’re a goody two shoes is an easy and fantastic way to kill your chances at making friends/foids liking you. Don’t mention politics and act like u don’t care about them but if they ask u about ur beliefs act liberal or it’s over.

Ask for favors
Asking someone something like “can i borrow ur charger” is an easy way to start a conversation. After you’re acquainted, starting conversations with them will become easier and easier until you’re close and can ask them whats the move for the weekend. Don’t ask the same person too much though, and know if the someone doesn’t like you asking them for shit. Overdoing this will make you seem needy and annoying.

https://looksmax.org/threads/first-day-at-the-new-school.316926/

Shut the fuck up
Don’t talk too much in hopes of being funny. It makes you seem anxious and annoying. Don’t spam your snapchat/instagram stories. Don’t have more than 6-7 posts on your instagram. Don’t take pictures every time you’re at a party and if you feel like someone doesn’t wanna talk to you don’t fucking talk to them.

Talk when you need to.

https://looksmax.org/threads/if-youre-not-nt-stfu.317116/

Don’t be too good at shutting the fuck up
There is such thing as too far when it comes to not talking too much. If someone talks to you don’t be way too dry with your responses or you’ll stop being mysterious and you’ll just look like a corny dickhead aspie. Show interest, just don’t say more than what’s needed.

Normie humor
Never make urself the butt of the joke, it lowers people’s image of you and makes you seem insecure. If someone makes fun of you, know if they’re doing it jokingly or seriously. If they’re joking with you and you get butthurt, you’re gonna seem like a pussy. If you joke back when they’re seriously insulting you, you’re also gonna seem like a pussy. They use a lot of tiktok humor so make sure you’re up to date on that.

Don’t overthink
This is something you can’t really make yourself do, but it comes with time and after socializing a good bit you’ll be able to naturally start and take part in conversations, at that point it will be easy to build relationships with people.

Ik most of this is water but I feel like posting something other than suifuel for once
Lmk if i missed anything
 
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Style might be more important than face
All the slayers are average looking but style maxxed

@TheCopefulCurry this is a good guide
 
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tl;dr use tiktok
 
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high iq
 
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love it
 
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hey i remember this
 
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Good guide got killed by tags not working
 
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meh, being up to date with tiktok humor and nigger humor doesn't appeal to me, I just wanna be treated better once I lean out which i will get treated better, cant faggotmax prettboymax either with hair, just looks retarded since I have masculine features instead of soft feminine features and shorter hair fits me better like a short fade or a buzzcut. Not bad though. Everyone listens to me regardless in class because of my deep voice in comparison to the rest, I can be the most monotone fucker ever but the deep voice is enough and not sounding insecure while speaking. NT isn't an issue me being fat as fuck and getting randomly a facial growth spurt last year is the main culprit bloatmaxxed rn. Could prob help multiple people that don't know about NT though. The fashion advice is good but I look retarded again, I have a 20-21inch bideltoid and too masculine so I just look actually off wearing that shit. Not the best guide for me as I'm the complete opposite of the fuckboys in HS but most people that are in HS look like that so it's not a bad guide mate.
 
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interesting hair max advice

unfortunately i look like i stepped off a balkan construction site

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Good guide unfortunately I’m an 21 yo old fag with no social life
 

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