Euclidd
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So, many of you may not have known, but testosterone, that sacred juice which we worship so much and determines our life quality, is nothing but a combination of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen (in the ratio 19:28:2). I know, crazy! The exact same material from two of the most common molecules, carbon dioxide and water.
With this information, I, Euclidd, a revolutionary looksmaxer have come up with a method to use this to our advantage.
The two key ingredients, as I mentioned, can be found literally anywhere, even in your own body. They are:
carbon dioxide
AND
water.
So the main idea is to consume the right amounts of carbon dioxide and water, then release enough oxygen to get the right ratio. So here are the steps:
1. drink water - but not just any amount!
you MUST drink 14 molecules of water to get the required 28 molecules of hydrogen. I know, you might be thinking, "gee, Euclidd, that sounds awfully precise!"
But don't worry! It's probably okay if you drink 13 or 15 molecules instead. Who's counting really?
2. carbon dioxide
This one might be a bit controversial, but after a lot of research I've found that it's the best method:
We release carbon dioxide when breathing, right? So we want to breathe in someone else's air. First find a friend. Then while he breathes out, you want to breath in. To ensure no carbon dioxide is lost, you want to be as close to each other as possible. In fact, you must use suction with your lips on his to ensure that absolutely nothing falls through. These two young men demonstrate the position quite well:
Now the key is to do this 19 times to get your required 19 molecules of C from CO2. It may take some practice to get exactly this amount. Remember that your lips must be as stuck together as possible to ensure maximum precision!
Finally, we are left with extra oxygen. We release oxygen whenever we breathe; just make sure you're not trying too hard or you will release your hard-earned CO2 instead. You will need to release 38+14-2 = 50 oxygen molecules, and voila, you have LITERALLY just injected synthetic testosterone into your bloodstream!
With this information, I, Euclidd, a revolutionary looksmaxer have come up with a method to use this to our advantage.
The two key ingredients, as I mentioned, can be found literally anywhere, even in your own body. They are:
carbon dioxide
AND
water.
So the main idea is to consume the right amounts of carbon dioxide and water, then release enough oxygen to get the right ratio. So here are the steps:
1. drink water - but not just any amount!
you MUST drink 14 molecules of water to get the required 28 molecules of hydrogen. I know, you might be thinking, "gee, Euclidd, that sounds awfully precise!"
But don't worry! It's probably okay if you drink 13 or 15 molecules instead. Who's counting really?
2. carbon dioxide
This one might be a bit controversial, but after a lot of research I've found that it's the best method:
We release carbon dioxide when breathing, right? So we want to breathe in someone else's air. First find a friend. Then while he breathes out, you want to breath in. To ensure no carbon dioxide is lost, you want to be as close to each other as possible. In fact, you must use suction with your lips on his to ensure that absolutely nothing falls through. These two young men demonstrate the position quite well:
Now the key is to do this 19 times to get your required 19 molecules of C from CO2. It may take some practice to get exactly this amount. Remember that your lips must be as stuck together as possible to ensure maximum precision!
Finally, we are left with extra oxygen. We release oxygen whenever we breathe; just make sure you're not trying too hard or you will release your hard-earned CO2 instead. You will need to release 38+14-2 = 50 oxygen molecules, and voila, you have LITERALLY just injected synthetic testosterone into your bloodstream!
