GTFIH! Haitian cannibals have nutrition facts for @jason Voorhees meat!

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Nutrition facts for @Jason Voorhees meat. As you can see, he is rich in vitamins and protein.

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Why so much fat? I'm not lean but I don't think I'm overweight.
 
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Because the Haitian cannibals are desperate for some of the tasty flesh of @Jason Voorhees
Correct. Liberia will declare war on Haiti for gatekeeping @Jason Voorhees meat. This will spark world War 3
 
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Correct. Liberia will declare war on Haiti for gatekeeping @Jason Voorhees meat. This will spark world War 3
Will they eat him raw or cook him? Perhaps put him in a stew?
 
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Will they eat him raw or cook him? Perhaps put him in a stew?
Depends on the particular cannibal. Some may want to eat him raw, others might want too cook him, others might want to use his meat in pie, stew or pasta or spaghetti
 
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