GTFIH i gave myself dick disease

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I was fucking my sex toy and didnt clean out the 2 day old cum and it infected my cock and theres bacteria growing on it GTFIH

@Vermilioncore @PeiFan94 @Pei @LeonidasGui
 
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No you didn’t
 
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Based.
 
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pour hand sanitizer on it might help
 
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pearly white penile papules?
 
Jokes aside my dick unironically kills rn. Like its burning. Wtf did I do!
 
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How come I used my aunts vibrator and sucked it and sniffed it and saw her old slime on it
 
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Should I take a shower or let it burn?
 
I unironically think i gave myself a uti with my diy sex toy
 
:feelsgood: Thanks for the inspiration; now I’ll do this, get myself an STD and go to the doctors pretending I’m a slayer while I’m actually a KHHV truecel. :forcedsmile:
 
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I was fucking my sex toy and didnt clean out the 2 day old cum and it infected my cock and theres bacteria growing on it GTFIH

@Vermilioncore @PeiFan94 @Pei @LeonidasGui
I'm calling the Larp police
 
Pics or larp
 
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Tales from the goon cave
 
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nerdy indian kid holding a sausage covered in mold
 
rub some fusidic acid cream on it
 

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