GTFIH i gave myself dick disease

[cromagnon]

I was fucking my sex toy and didnt clean out the 2 day old cum and it infected my cock and theres bacteria growing on it GTFIH

@Vermilioncore @PeiFan94 @Pei @LeonidasGui

 

[USERΝAME]

No you didn’t

 

[cromagnon]

No you didn’t

im not even joking rn

 

[asdvek]

Based.

 

[not__cel]

pour hand sanitizer on it might help

 

[cromagnon]

pour hand sanitizer on it might help

Thats what i used as lube

 

[sickdawgie]

pearly white penile papules?

 

[cromagnon]

Jokes aside my dick unironically kills rn. Like its burning. Wtf did I do!

 

[Vermilioncore]

How come I used my aunts vibrator and sucked it and sniffed it and saw her old slime on it

 

[cromagnon]

Should I take a shower or let it burn?

 

[cromagnon]

I unironically think i gave myself a uti with my diy sex toy

 

[Gengar]

Thanks for the inspiration; now I’ll do this, get myself an STD and go to the doctors pretending I’m a slayer while I’m actually a KHHV truecel.

 

[descension]

I was fucking my sex toy and didnt clean out the 2 day old cum and it infected my cock and theres bacteria growing on it GTFIH

@Vermilioncore @PeiFan94 @Pei @LeonidasGui

I'm calling the Larp police

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Pics or larp

 

[gigell]

Tales from the goon cave

 

[cromagnon]

I'm calling the Larp police

Pics or larp

I STG IM NOT EVNE FUCKING WITH YOU IT BURNS

 

[glizzygnasher68]

 

[ryuken]

rub some fusidic acid cream on it