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So, I was out hiking the other day, just getting some fresh air, when I stumbled across this tiny little pill on the trail. At first, I thought it was just a weird piece of candy or something, but then I noticed it was glowing like legit glowing. Obviously, I picked it up. I mean, if life is handing you glowing pills what else would you do.
Anyway, I wasn’t sure what it was, but I figured I’d try it. So, I took it, broke it open (don’t ask how, I’ve been watching a lot of science documentaries), and spent the next few hours tinkering with it, analyzing the molecules. Turns out, this pill wasn’t just some random thing it was some kind of height boosting pill. No joke. It was engineered to mess with your growth factors, and after breaking it down, I figured out how to mass produce it.
So, I started taking it, And honestly, within the first few days, I started noticing something weird. I’m 5'4 usually, but I felt like I was looking down at people more than usual. I measured myself, and bam, I was 6'2". Just like that. I thought it was a fluke, so I measured again 6'2". And then I measured again yep, 6'2". I was growing. Here’s where it gets crazy I didn’t even have to do anything to see the gains. I wasn’t stretching, or doing any special exercises. I just started taking this pill daily, and I swear, it felt like my bones were stretching in real time. The craziest thing was the feeling in my spine. It was like I could feel the extra inches coming in.
I figured, if I could do it, so could other people. So, I started mass producing it. Got myself a lab (don’t ask, long story) and started cranking out batches. The next thing I knew, I was selling it to people who wanted to be taller. Now, it’s like I’m running a little underground growth industry.
And trust me, I’ve got a lot of “tall” customers now people who’ve gone from 5'5" to 5'10", 5'8" to 6'0", you name it.
If you ever find a random pill on the ground, don’t just ignore it. Break it down, figure it out, and see what happens.
 
So basically now you have a streamlined source of infinite cash, and you found it all out in the middle of nature, with your highly high IQ brain,

MUCH higher than the average Somalian.

Infinite money coming up on a silver platter!
 

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