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Shrek2OnDvD

Shrek2OnDvD

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>Be me
>Wake up
>Shart uncontrollably
>Eat my McDonald's breakfast
>Fart hearty blasts of greasy diarrhea
>Head to the local Walmart
>Find designed shitting aisle
>Shart a violent torrent of liquid excrement
>Almost lunch time
>Diarrhea geyser propels my mobility scooter like a rocket through the drive through
>6th big Mac upsets my stomach
>Unleash a giant tsunami of diarrhea that propels me into the air and over the horizon
>American flag unfurls behind me as I soar like a majestic eagle
>See an actual bald eagle
>Eagle sharts
>Get shot
>Tip eagle on the way down as I plummet to the earth
 
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America
 
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Nearly 1 million deaths and counting :love:
 
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Haven't you heard about streege's ancestral village, an aryan oasis in the ethnic desert, full of redheaded green eyed stacies?
 
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Haven't you heard about streege's ancestral village, an aryan oasis in the ethnic desert, full of redheaded green eyed stacies?
fick ett gott skratt där
mirin original hunter gatherers tbh, no wonder streege endlessly went on proud kurdish rants
 
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