shedontluv-U
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WE ARE THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF HUMANITY, THE UNDERDOGS WHO BUILT EMPIRES FROM SWAMP WATER AND NEVER STOPPED WINNING!!! WE TURNED A TINY PATCH OF LAND BELOW SEA LEVEL INTO A GLOBAL SUPER IT WITH CHEESE, BIKES, AND SHEER FUCKING WILLPOWER!!! IF YOU’RE DUTCH YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS, IF YOU’RE NOT.. WELL, YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET EDUCATED, MY FRIEND!!! ORANJE BOVEN FOREVER, LET’S GOOOOOO!!!
Back in the 80 Years War we were just a bunch of farmers and merchants saying “nah” to the biggest empire on Earth, William of Orange? A literal legend who united us and kicked ass, we flooded our own land to stop invaders because that’s how based we are, “if you want it, come take it from the sea first!!!” Then came the Golden Age where we owned the world’s oceans, tiny Netherlands had more ships than the rest of Europe combined, we discovered shit, traded everything, and painted masterpieces while the rest of the world was still figuring out indoor plumbing, we invented capitalism, and the idea that a small country can mog everyone if it has the right attitude, AND WE STILL DO IT TODAY!!! We built THE richest, happiest nations on Earth, DUTCH RESILIENCE IS UNMATCHED BROS!!! WE DRAIN THE SEA FOR FUN AND CALL IT A TUESDAY!!! we’re innovators to the core, we bike, we fix problems before they happen, and we invented the microscope, the telescope, the stock market, and orange carrots, we are direct, honest, and always ready to help a neighbor, THAT’S DUTCH ENERGY!!! We turned swamps into paradise and we still smile while doing it, NO ONE OUTWORKS OR OUTSMARTS US WHEN IT COUNTS!!! OUR CULTURE SLAPS HARDER THAN ANYTHING, WE HAVE CHEESE, TULIPS, CANALS, AND PARTIES THAT LAST FOR DAYS!!! Stroopwafels were literally Invented by us and they’re crack in cookie form, Gouda cheese too, we made markets where people in wooden clogs trade wheels bigger than your head, tulip fields in spring are most beautiful thing you’ll ever see, Amsterdam canals at golden hour are straight up magic, we have festivals where the whole country turns orange and parties like it’s 1699, Sinterklaas, King’s Day, Liberation Day, we celebrate everything with maximum joy, WE LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST, BROS!!!
HET IS EEN FEIT: DE NEDERLANDERS ZIJN DE BESTE MENSEN TER WERELD!!! WE HEBBEN HET WATER BEDWONGEN, DE WERELD VEROVERD EN NOG STEEDS TIJD VOOR EEN KOPJE KOFFIE EN EEN STROOPWAFEL!!! EENDRACHT MAAKT MACHT, UNITY MAKES US UNSTOPPABLE, BROS!!! ORANJE BOVEN!!!
WE KEEP WINNING IN MODERN TIMES TOO, SPORTS, TECH, AND JUST BEING GOATED!!!
Max Verstappen dominating F1 is Dutch, our football legacy with Cruyff’s Total Football changed the game forever, we are superior at everything, some examples are engineering flood defenses that protect millions to creating some of the happiest, greenest cities on Earth, we bike more than any nation, we recycle like pros, and we still find time to be the friendliest people you’ll meet, BEING DUTCH MEANS CARRYING CENTURIES OF LEGACY IN YOUR BLOOD, WE TOOK A WET PATCH OF NOTHING AND MADE IT INTO THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE ON EARTH, WE’RE RESILIENT, CREATIVE, HONEST, AND WE KNOW HOW TO ENJOY LIFE, TO EVERY DUTCH PERSON READING THIS STAND TALL (WE ALREADY DO LITERALLY) AND BE PROUD!!! TO EVERYONE ELSE... DIE!!!!!!!! NETHERLANDS IS NUMBER ONE NETHERLANDS RULES THE SEA AND WORLD, THE NETHERLANDS ISN’T JUST A COUNTRY, IT'S AND A LEGACY THAT WILL NEVER DIE!!! ORANJE BOVEN!!!
WE ARE THE DUTCH AND WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!!!@got.daim
