Guide and Introduction to Astrology.

[CagedKitten]

The Birth Chart Guide (Part 0) — Astrologycel 101​

Astrology isn’t just “foid horoscopes” or schizo theories. It’s an old system with actual structure. The natal chart is basically a snapshot of the sky at your birth and it shows patterns that repeat in your life. The vedic astrology goes way beyond than an usual normie thinks.

This thread is for the bhais who want to actually understand it.

Step 1: Get Your Chart​

Use:
- astro.com
- astro-charts.com

Exact birth time is CRUCIAL.
- Even a 5-10 minute error can change your Ascendant + house placements.
- Without the exact time interpretations get shaky.

You need:
- Date of birth
- Exact time of birth
- Place of birth

Step 2: The Core Components​

- Signs = style of expression (Leo = dramatic, Scorpio = intense, Libra = aesthetic, etc.)
- Planets = the forces (Venus = attraction, Saturn = restriction, Rahu = obsession, etc.)
- Houses = life areas (1H = identity, 7H = relationships, 10H = career/public life, etc.)

Step 3: The Planets​

☉ Sun → core self, ego, vitality. Your drive to shine.
☽ Moon → emotions, stability, aura. How people feel your presence.
☿ Mercury → speech, thinking, communication, intelligence.
♀ Venus → attraction, charm, beauty, romance, aesthetics. A strong Venus = magnetism.
♂ Mars → energy, aggression, sex drive, raw willpower.
♃ Jupiter → wisdom, expansion, optimism, fortune.
♄ Saturn → discipline, restriction, tests, long-term gains through suffering.
☊ Rahu → obsession, illusions, hunger.
☋ Ketu → detachment, emptiness, ghost energy.

Step 4: The 12 Houses​

1H → identity, body, face, self-image
2H → speech, values, family, early wealth
3H → communication, siblings, courage, hustle
4H → home, inner peace, mother, roots
5H → creativity, charisma, dating, children
6H → enemies, health, daily grind, discipline
7H → relationships, partners, how others see you
8H → transformation, sex, intensity, secrets, occult
9H → philosophy, higher learning, long travels
10H → career, reputation, public image, authority
11H → networks, friends, big gains, recognition
12H → losses, isolation, spirituality, foreign lands

Examples/Aspects​

- Venus in 1H = beautiful aura, people notice your presence immediately.
- Mars in 10H = ruthless ambition, public dominance.
- Saturn in 7H = late/difficult relationships, lessons in commitment.
- Rahu in 11H = obsession with clout, social networks.
- Moon in 4H = emotional tie to home/mother, deep inner world.

Closing​

This is the skeleton of astrology. Planets = forces, signs = flavors, houses = areas of life. The mix of the three builds your personal chart.

Let me know if you want more of this, I’ll keep posting astrology theory for the astrologycel bhais.

 

[CagedKitten]

Im going to sleep now Goodnight!

 

[CagedKitten]

@Eltrē

 

[CagedKitten]

The Venus Mog Theory: Why Some Men Are Born Beautiful

Everyone thinks looks = bones, height, jaw. But there’s a hidden blackpill: Some people are literally born with an aura of beauty, and that’s controlled by Venus in astrology. Venus = beauty, harmony, charisma. Good Venus placement = people notice you. Bad Venus placement = people ignore...

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Also take a look at my Venus Theory if you guys are interested the next Theory will be on mars.

 

[CagedKitten]

Bump

 

[small_solomon]

The Birth Chart Guide (Part 0) — Astrologycel 101​

Astrology isn’t just “foid horoscopes” or schizo theories. It’s an old system with actual structure. The natal chart is basically a snapshot of the sky at your birth and it shows patterns that repeat in your life. The vedic astrology goes way beyond than an usual normie thinks.

This thread is for the bhais who want to actually understand it.

Step 1: Get Your Chart​

Use:
- astro.com
- astro-charts.com

Exact birth time is CRUCIAL.
- Even a 5-10 minute error can change your Ascendant + house placements.
- Without the exact time interpretations get shaky.

You need:
- Date of birth
- Exact time of birth
- Place of birth

Step 2: The Core Components​

- Signs = style of expression (Leo = dramatic, Scorpio = intense, Libra = aesthetic, etc.)
- Planets = the forces (Venus = attraction, Saturn = restriction, Rahu = obsession, etc.)
- Houses = life areas (1H = identity, 7H = relationships, 10H = career/public life, etc.)

Step 3: The Planets​

☉ Sun → core self, ego, vitality. Your drive to shine.
☽ Moon → emotions, stability, aura. How people feel your presence.
☿ Mercury → speech, thinking, communication, intelligence.
♀ Venus → attraction, charm, beauty, romance, aesthetics. A strong Venus = magnetism.
♂ Mars → energy, aggression, sex drive, raw willpower.
♃ Jupiter → wisdom, expansion, optimism, fortune.
♄ Saturn → discipline, restriction, tests, long-term gains through suffering.
☊ Rahu → obsession, illusions, hunger.
☋ Ketu → detachment, emptiness, ghost energy.

Step 4: The 12 Houses​

1H → identity, body, face, self-image
2H → speech, values, family, early wealth
3H → communication, siblings, courage, hustle
4H → home, inner peace, mother, roots
5H → creativity, charisma, dating, children
6H → enemies, health, daily grind, discipline
7H → relationships, partners, how others see you
8H → transformation, sex, intensity, secrets, occult
9H → philosophy, higher learning, long travels
10H → career, reputation, public image, authority
11H → networks, friends, big gains, recognition
12H → losses, isolation, spirituality, foreign lands

Examples/Aspects​

- Venus in 1H = beautiful aura, people notice your presence immediately.
- Mars in 10H = ruthless ambition, public dominance.
- Saturn in 7H = late/difficult relationships, lessons in commitment.
- Rahu in 11H = obsession with clout, social networks.
- Moon in 4H = emotional tie to home/mother, deep inner world.

Closing​

This is the skeleton of astrology. Planets = forces, signs = flavors, houses = areas of life. The mix of the three builds your personal chart.

Let me know if you want more of this, I’ll keep posting astrology theory for the astrologycel bhais.

Looks high effort but what’s the upside of learning astrology

 

[CagedKitten]

Looks high effort but what’s the upside of learning astrology

Its an occult knowledge very cool id say

 

[CagedKitten]

Looks high effort but what’s the upside of learning astrology

Thanks

 

[incelfromagartha]

good thread i would like to know more about this

 

[CagedKitten]

good thread i would like to know more about this

Sure I'll be posting more theories

 

[CagedKitten]

Bump

 

[inversions]

Yo I put my shit in and now I got a bunch more shit

so idk

 

[CagedKitten]

Yo I put my shit in and now I got a bunch more shit

so idk

Elaborate, i didnt understand.

 

[inversions]

Elaborate, i didnt understand.

I got the chart

Put it into chatgpt

and surprisingly it's been insanely accurate in describing my life till date

 

[CagedKitten]

I got the chart

Put it into chatgpt

and surprisingly it's been insanely accurate in describing my life till date

Chatgpt doesn’t do very accurate predictions id say talk to an experienced astrologer to get more deep predictions

 

[inversions]

Chatgpt doesn’t do very accurate predictions id say talk to an experienced astrologer to get more deep predictions

can I pm you

 

[CagedKitten]

I got the chart

Put it into chatgpt

and surprisingly it's been insanely accurate in describing my life till date

There are 16 divisional charts in astrology called "Shadosvarga" each of the charts has different aspect of life the one you got from the site is the lagna and maybe d9 chart

 

[CagedKitten]

can I pm you

Sure bhai

 

[Chadmonger]

The Birth Chart Guide (Part 0) — Astrologycel 101​

Astrology isn’t just “foid horoscopes” or schizo theories. It’s an old system with actual structure. The natal chart is basically a snapshot of the sky at your birth and it shows patterns that repeat in your life. The vedic astrology goes way beyond than an usual normie thinks.

This thread is for the bhais who want to actually understand it.

Step 1: Get Your Chart​

Use:
- astro.com
- astro-charts.com

Exact birth time is CRUCIAL.
- Even a 5-10 minute error can change your Ascendant + house placements.
- Without the exact time interpretations get shaky.

You need:
- Date of birth
- Exact time of birth
- Place of birth

Step 2: The Core Components​

- Signs = style of expression (Leo = dramatic, Scorpio = intense, Libra = aesthetic, etc.)
- Planets = the forces (Venus = attraction, Saturn = restriction, Rahu = obsession, etc.)
- Houses = life areas (1H = identity, 7H = relationships, 10H = career/public life, etc.)

Step 3: The Planets​

☉ Sun → core self, ego, vitality. Your drive to shine.
☽ Moon → emotions, stability, aura. How people feel your presence.
☿ Mercury → speech, thinking, communication, intelligence.
♀ Venus → attraction, charm, beauty, romance, aesthetics. A strong Venus = magnetism.
♂ Mars → energy, aggression, sex drive, raw willpower.
♃ Jupiter → wisdom, expansion, optimism, fortune.
♄ Saturn → discipline, restriction, tests, long-term gains through suffering.
☊ Rahu → obsession, illusions, hunger.
☋ Ketu → detachment, emptiness, ghost energy.

Step 4: The 12 Houses​

1H → identity, body, face, self-image
2H → speech, values, family, early wealth
3H → communication, siblings, courage, hustle
4H → home, inner peace, mother, roots
5H → creativity, charisma, dating, children
6H → enemies, health, daily grind, discipline
7H → relationships, partners, how others see you
8H → transformation, sex, intensity, secrets, occult
9H → philosophy, higher learning, long travels
10H → career, reputation, public image, authority
11H → networks, friends, big gains, recognition
12H → losses, isolation, spirituality, foreign lands

Examples/Aspects​

- Venus in 1H = beautiful aura, people notice your presence immediately.
- Mars in 10H = ruthless ambition, public dominance.
- Saturn in 7H = late/difficult relationships, lessons in commitment.
- Rahu in 11H = obsession with clout, social networks.
- Moon in 4H = emotional tie to home/mother, deep inner world.

Closing​

This is the skeleton of astrology. Planets = forces, signs = flavors, houses = areas of life. The mix of the three builds your personal chart.

Let me know if you want more of this, I’ll keep posting astrology theory for the astrologycel bhais.

is this slop ragebait or did you genuinely waste time ont his pseudoscience?

 

[CagedKitten]

is this slop ragebait or did you genuinely waste time ont his pseudoscience?

If you dont believe or don't want to know about this leave my thread its for only for the people who are interested to know bhai

 

[Chadmonger]

If you dont believe or want to know about this leave my thread its for only for the people who are interested to know bhai

im interested to hear the evidence that it provides accurate predictions about someone's future life experiences

 

[CagedKitten]

im interested to hear the evidence that it provides accurate predictions about someone's future life experiences

Philosophy Metaphysics of Astrology, Astrological Signs. Eysenck on Science of Astrology, Astrological Signs

www.spaceandmotion.com

 

[Chadmonger]

Philosophy Metaphysics of Astrology, Astrological Signs. Eysenck on Science of Astrology, Astrological Signs

www.spaceandmotion.com

I've read through the whole article. Centrally, the argument is (if I turn it into premises and edit accordingly):
P1: Planetary position effect the solar cycle in specific ways.
P2: The solar cycle effects the geomagnetic field.
P3: The geomagnetic field affects life on Earth in certain observed ways.
P4: Specifically, many species, including man, can be influenced by particular states of the geomagnetic field (as backed by claimed particular influences that correlate with planetary positions).
P5: The behavior of the fetus at the time of birth is linked to these states. Resonance is the phenomenon by which the fetus is phase locked to specific cycles.

Resonance is well understood, whereby biological systems can also exhibit resonance-like behaviors (neurons fire in oscillatory patterns, heart has measurable variability circles, cirdadian rhythms entrain to external light/dark cycles). Neurons and muscl generate tiny magnetic fields, various organisms have magnetoreception. And yes, solar wind changes the Earth's magnetosphere.

The question is whether or not evidence is provided for planetary influence on the solar cycle, and then the non-inferentially justified jump to "resonance" in relation to fetal neurology. The answer is no, the article did not provide any evidence.

 

[CagedKitten]

I've read through the whole article. Centrally, the argument is (if I turn it into premises and edit accordingly):
P1: Planetary position effect the solar cycle in specific ways.
P2: The solar cycle effects the geomagnetic field.
P3: The geomagnetic field affects life on Earth in certain observed ways.
P4: Specifically, many species, including man, can be influenced by particular states of the geomagnetic field (as backed by claimed particular influences that correlate with planetary positions).
P5: The behavior of the fetus at the time of birth is linked to these states. Resonance is the phenomenon by which the fetus is phase locked to specific cycles.

Resonance is well understood, whereby biological systems can also exhibit resonance-like behaviors (neurons fire in oscillatory patterns, heart has measurable variability circles, cirdadian rhythms entrain to external light/dark cycles). Neurons and muscl generate tiny magnetic fields, various organisms have magnetoreception. And yes, solar wind changes the Earth's magnetosphere.

The question is whether or not evidence is provided for planetary influence on the solar cycle, and then the non-inferentially justified jump to "resonance" in relation to fetal neurology. The answer is no, the article did not provide any evidence.

Yes, the article has connections and analogies, but theres no scientific proof in this article I'll research some more and find you some proof.

 

[walidthelooksmaxxer]

wait, isnt that retarded from middle age?

 

[CagedKitten]

wait, isnt that retarded from middle age?

No it gets more intense

 

[walidthelooksmaxxer]

No it gets more intense

that aint event scientific, just pseudo science, convince me i dont know shit abt allat

 

[CagedKitten]

that aint event scientific, just pseudo science, convince me i dont know shit abt allat

People have their own believes i cannot convince anybody to believe any studies or occult

 

[walidthelooksmaxxer]

o

People have their own believes i cannot convince anybody to believe any studies or occult

oh its just beliefs that are based on nothing, sorry mate

 

[mhmd12322]

If u believe in this then u are gay