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Requirement: HMTN or you won’t even end up on ft.
IF YOU HAVE A MACBOOK FT ON THERE, THE CAM IS WAY BETTER FOR MINIMIZING DISTORTION AND WILL ALWAYS MOG PHONE CAMERAS
1. Emphasize eye area/lashes while minimizing midface lense distortion
For this, you want your face to cut off around 3/4 down your nose at the bottom of the screen with your phone upright on your chest. If you have good lashes, they pop like CRAZY + your midface is safe from the brutality of a close up camera. This is good because it also makes it seem like you dgaf about how you look atm cause the phone is inches away from you on your chest, while in reality you’re frauding in the easiest way possible.
2. Hiding IPD from distortion while maximizing gonion and zygo visibility
This one is simple, just cut your face off in the middle on the side of the screen. A bit more obvious but if she asks why you aren’t showing your whole face, just say you didn’t notice and switch angles. Makes IPD look perfect cause the brain fills in what isn’t there with ideal ratios.
3. The whole shabang (HTN MINIMUM)
Do the 1st method, but keep the phone further away closer to your stomach while laying down head on a pillow or 2 ideally. Your lashes pop and if you don’t have a fucked midface it won’t be distorted from here, basically just the first one but you can see your whole face. Your eyes looking down at the phone maximize PFL and zygos look good from this angle, jaw might be a bit worse cause your neck is bent but it won’t matter if you aren’t deformed.
Simple guide, wrote this on the shitter during my vape break so pretty low effort but these 3 angles are my magnum opus. Foids almost always point out my lashes when i do #3 as i don’t do 1 anymore cause i’ve ascended past that point.
Enjoy subtle frauding bros, best of luck. lmk if you have any other crucial falios i didn’t mention that get fucked by lense distortion and i’ll test out some methods and add them to the thread + tag!
IF YOU HAVE A MACBOOK FT ON THERE, THE CAM IS WAY BETTER FOR MINIMIZING DISTORTION AND WILL ALWAYS MOG PHONE CAMERAS
1. Emphasize eye area/lashes while minimizing midface lense distortion
For this, you want your face to cut off around 3/4 down your nose at the bottom of the screen with your phone upright on your chest. If you have good lashes, they pop like CRAZY + your midface is safe from the brutality of a close up camera. This is good because it also makes it seem like you dgaf about how you look atm cause the phone is inches away from you on your chest, while in reality you’re frauding in the easiest way possible.
2. Hiding IPD from distortion while maximizing gonion and zygo visibility
This one is simple, just cut your face off in the middle on the side of the screen. A bit more obvious but if she asks why you aren’t showing your whole face, just say you didn’t notice and switch angles. Makes IPD look perfect cause the brain fills in what isn’t there with ideal ratios.
3. The whole shabang (HTN MINIMUM)
Do the 1st method, but keep the phone further away closer to your stomach while laying down head on a pillow or 2 ideally. Your lashes pop and if you don’t have a fucked midface it won’t be distorted from here, basically just the first one but you can see your whole face. Your eyes looking down at the phone maximize PFL and zygos look good from this angle, jaw might be a bit worse cause your neck is bent but it won’t matter if you aren’t deformed.
Simple guide, wrote this on the shitter during my vape break so pretty low effort but these 3 angles are my magnum opus. Foids almost always point out my lashes when i do #3 as i don’t do 1 anymore cause i’ve ascended past that point.
Enjoy subtle frauding bros, best of luck. lmk if you have any other crucial falios i didn’t mention that get fucked by lense distortion and i’ll test out some methods and add them to the thread + tag!
