Guide for FACETIMING FOIDS and having the perfect camera angle to MINIMIZE FALIOS and EMPHASIZE HALOS

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Requirement: HMTN or you won’t even end up on ft.

IF YOU HAVE A MACBOOK FT ON THERE, THE CAM IS WAY BETTER FOR MINIMIZING DISTORTION AND WILL ALWAYS MOG PHONE CAMERAS

1. Emphasize eye area/lashes while minimizing midface lense distortion

For this, you want your face to cut off around 3/4 down your nose at the bottom of the screen with your phone upright on your chest. If you have good lashes, they pop like CRAZY + your midface is safe from the brutality of a close up camera. This is good because it also makes it seem like you dgaf about how you look atm cause the phone is inches away from you on your chest, while in reality you’re frauding in the easiest way possible.

2. Hiding IPD from distortion while maximizing gonion and zygo visibility

This one is simple, just cut your face off in the middle on the side of the screen. A bit more obvious but if she asks why you aren’t showing your whole face, just say you didn’t notice and switch angles. Makes IPD look perfect cause the brain fills in what isn’t there with ideal ratios.

3. The whole shabang (HTN MINIMUM)

Do the 1st method, but keep the phone further away closer to your stomach while laying down head on a pillow or 2 ideally. Your lashes pop and if you don’t have a fucked midface it won’t be distorted from here, basically just the first one but you can see your whole face. Your eyes looking down at the phone maximize PFL and zygos look good from this angle, jaw might be a bit worse cause your neck is bent but it won’t matter if you aren’t deformed.

Simple guide, wrote this on the shitter during my vape break so pretty low effort but these 3 angles are my magnum opus. Foids almost always point out my lashes when i do #3 as i don’t do 1 anymore cause i’ve ascended past that point.

Enjoy subtle frauding bros, best of luck. lmk if you have any other crucial falios i didn’t mention that get fucked by lense distortion and i’ll test out some methods and add them to the thread + tag!
 
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this is beyond autistic, giga autism
 
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i noticed that for some reason when making pictures from lower side(put phone lower) and taking side profile pics, it makes you have x10 forward growth you have.
 
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i noticed that for some reason when making pictures from lower side(put phone lower) and taking side profile pics, it makes you have x10 forward growth you have.
I used to do that before i yank my maxilla forwards with aggressive towel pulling
 
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i noticed that for some reason when making pictures from lower side(put phone lower) and taking side profile pics, it makes you have x10 forward growth you have.
It's because of the zog fovs on phones that are specifically looksmin everyone
 
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very nt thread bhai❤️
 
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Requirement: HMTN or you won’t even end up on ft.

IF YOU HAVE A MACBOOK FT ON THERE, THE CAM IS WAY BETTER FOR MINIMIZING DISTORTION AND WILL ALWAYS MOG PHONE CAMERAS

1. Emphasize eye area/lashes while minimizing midface lense distortion

For this, you want your face to cut off around 3/4 down your nose at the bottom of the screen with your phone upright on your chest. If you have good lashes, they pop like CRAZY + your midface is safe from the brutality of a close up camera. This is good because it also makes it seem like you dgaf about how you look atm cause the phone is inches away from you on your chest, while in reality you’re frauding in the easiest way possible.

2. Hiding IPD from distortion while maximizing gonion and zygo visibility

This one is simple, just cut your face off in the middle on the side of the screen. A bit more obvious but if she asks why you aren’t showing your whole face, just say you didn’t notice and switch angles. Makes IPD look perfect cause the brain fills in what isn’t there with ideal ratios.

3. The whole shabang (HTN MINIMUM)

Do the 1st method, but keep the phone further away closer to your stomach while laying down head on a pillow or 2 ideally. Your lashes pop and if you don’t have a fucked midface it won’t be distorted from here, basically just the first one but you can see your whole face. Your eyes looking down at the phone maximize PFL and zygos look good from this angle, jaw might be a bit worse cause your neck is bent but it won’t matter if you aren’t deformed.

Simple guide, wrote this on the shitter during my vape break so pretty low effort but these 3 angles are my magnum opus. Foids almost always point out my lashes when i do #3 as i don’t do 1 anymore cause i’ve ascended past that point.

Enjoy subtle frauding bros, best of luck. lmk if you have any other crucial falios i didn’t mention that get fucked by lense distortion and i’ll test out some methods and add them to the thread + tag!
W thread
 
i think to facepull, what age it works
i’m 17, the key is to either use consistent light force so your sutures don’t resist (you need some sort of helmet that can pull passively or thumb pull for a combined 45 mins a day, or force too strong for your sutures to resist. In between and you won’t get any results
 
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have no one to try this with
 
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Requirement: HMTN or you won’t even end up on ft.

IF YOU HAVE A MACBOOK FT ON THERE, THE CAM IS WAY BETTER FOR MINIMIZING DISTORTION AND WILL ALWAYS MOG PHONE CAMERAS

1. Emphasize eye area/lashes while minimizing midface lense distortion

For this, you want your face to cut off around 3/4 down your nose at the bottom of the screen with your phone upright on your chest. If you have good lashes, they pop like CRAZY + your midface is safe from the brutality of a close up camera. This is good because it also makes it seem like you dgaf about how you look atm cause the phone is inches away from you on your chest, while in reality you’re frauding in the easiest way possible.

2. Hiding IPD from distortion while maximizing gonion and zygo visibility

This one is simple, just cut your face off in the middle on the side of the screen. A bit more obvious but if she asks why you aren’t showing your whole face, just say you didn’t notice and switch angles. Makes IPD look perfect cause the brain fills in what isn’t there with ideal ratios.

3. The whole shabang (HTN MINIMUM)

Do the 1st method, but keep the phone further away closer to your stomach while laying down head on a pillow or 2 ideally. Your lashes pop and if you don’t have a fucked midface it won’t be distorted from here, basically just the first one but you can see your whole face. Your eyes looking down at the phone maximize PFL and zygos look good from this angle, jaw might be a bit worse cause your neck is bent but it won’t matter if you aren’t deformed.

Simple guide, wrote this on the shitter during my vape break so pretty low effort but these 3 angles are my magnum opus. Foids almost always point out my lashes when i do #3 as i don’t do 1 anymore cause i’ve ascended past that point.

Enjoy subtle frauding bros, best of luck. lmk if you have any other crucial falios i didn’t mention that get fucked by lense distortion and i’ll test out some methods and add them to the thread + tag!
having your face cut off from the frame screams retard in 100% of the cases :lul:
 
having your face cut off from the frame screams retard in 100% of the cases :lul:
Chad retard > high iq subhuman
 
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if you need this guide, its already over
 
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This is so autistic ngl, ur already on FT with the girl.
Ur already in at that point, no need for all this
 
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webvams bro...... webcams....
makes me look htn
 
i noticed that for some reason when making pictures from lower side(put phone lower) and taking side profile pics, it makes you have x10 forward growth you have.
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having your face cut off from the frame screams retard in 100% of the cases :lul:
nah you’ve never been on ft in bed if you don’t hit the phone on chest pose, i’ve just gotten compliments on my eyes and lashes while doing ts so i consider it an ideal angle
 
This is so autistic ngl, ur already on FT with the girl.
Ur already in at that point, no need for all this
these are the angles i’ve gotten compliments with, i didn’t make them on purpose i just happened to be in that position
 
post examples of each one and examples of bad angles so we can see the differences and how we should do it
 
nah you’ve never been on ft in bed if you don’t hit the phone on chest pose, i’ve just gotten compliments on my eyes and lashes while doing ts so i consider it an ideal angle
post pictures describing it and tag me
 
nah you’ve never been on ft in bed if you don’t hit the phone on chest pose, i’ve just gotten compliments on my eyes and lashes while doing ts so i consider it an ideal angle
No, cutting off your face from the screen in any situation on FT tells me you’ve been autistic your whole life.
 
No, cutting off your face from the screen in any situation on FT tells me you’ve been autistic your whole life.
yeah and i don’t do it method 1 is for midfacecels i use method 3 and method 2 for snaps a lot of the time
 

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