[GUIDE] HOW TO WASTE YOUR YOUTH!!!!!!!! [GTFIH] [TOP METHODS USED]

[Im sorry mother]

HEYY IN THIS INDEPTH GUIDE WE WILL BE GOING ON EVERYTHING NEEDED TO WASTE YOUR PRIME YEARS!
Why? because uhh???? anywayyy:

LETS GET RIGHTTTT INTO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

STEP 1: easiest of them all so far, maximize pleasure over anything really lol since NOTHING MATTERS TO YOU NOW!

1. Prioritize short-term dopamine: games, porn, social media, junk food(yummy) AND BBC PORN LOCK IN ON IT.
2. START GYMCELLING JFLLLL specially if you're doing it natty trusttt me brahhhhh keep LIFTING THOSE WEIGHTS AND YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE
   
   
3. Avoid ANYTHING that requires SOME SORT OF EFFORT.
   STEP 2:Worship Others!!!! specially chad!,Devalue Yourself all the times
   A really easy to do in my opinion, literally all you gotta do is be obsessed with other people that live a better life than you will ever get to experience lol remember YOU'RE WORTHLESS TO EVERYONE SO MIGHT AS WELL PROVE THEM RIGHT?
   step 3: Post on Forums Instead of Living!!
   
   YOU ARE ALREADY DOING IT!!!
   
   step 4:GET AN AI GF!
   

   

   
   TRUST ME brooo they WILL replace woman!! trusttttt me just keep texting her! a NON sentient being is the only thing that will truly love you for who you are.
   

   

   
   TL;DR for lazy people:​
   • Don’t improve.
   • Don’t try.
   • Cope daily.
   • Maximum screen time.
   • jerk off to bbc porn as much as possible.
   • Peak regret by 25.

Really easy guide to do anyone can do it! I mean you are already doing most of it!