[GUIDE] Pack your emergency bag for when the FBI raid you for improving your appearance

[EdouardManlet]

You don't want to be caught slipping like Captain Picard in that one episode of Star Trek when the FBI come knocking over your chadfishing experiment post:

So, I recommend you buy a duffel bag and keep it under your desk, in case the FBI arrive and you need to either turn yourself in / go on the run, depending on how low inhib you are.

Make sure to pack:

- Testosterone + needles
- Teeth whitening strips
- Moisturizers
- Shoe lifts
- Hair gel
- Tweezers if you have a monobrow


This will ensure that you can continue looksmaxxing, no matter what happens.

Godspeed to you gents.

 

[2d v2]

Fuck that faggot soros funded FBI I have vials of masteron and test, I am saving them for when battle hits us and we need them most.

 

[2d v2]

Ill add to the list

Rogaine for hair
Retinol for skin
beef jerky, many bags
ammo, this is the future currency of the US
organic grains and wheat seeds
Tongkat Ali for natural test boost and AI inhibitor
Orchic extract for natural test boost and aggression boost
.22 caliber rifle
several boxes (250) count of .22 rifle ammunition for hunting small game(im not gonna get blown up by a fucking tank, ill run to the hills and live off the land)
Gasoline powered generator/ham radio combo
10 gallons of gasoline(only use for ham radio use)
hand cranked radio/flahlight combo

Dried fruits and vegetables

 

[N1666]

The only thing that will be in my bags are the bombs that I will blow up universities with because I’m an incel who hates chad and Stacy.