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If you're in here, you're neurodivergent in some way. Here's 3 easy steps to make your peers believe you're a neurotypical NPC:
- Be a human being (you don't need to be le big bad chad thundercock but you need to at the very least, not make people feel disgust towards you in any of the 5 senses (actually just sight, scent, listening and touch cos no one is going to "taste" u jfl)). Be minimum 4psl, smell nice/don't stink, have a normal voice in depth and diction, and smooth skin.
- Have social skills. Most people have it, but if you don't, start regularly talking to NT people around you and you'll develop them. Be able to make eye contact, know how to make small talk and be aware of "normal" responses to events around you.
- Follow NPC trends. Get an iPhone that was released at max 3 years ago, create an IG account even if you don't post shit, have decent knowledge about pop culture and come up with witty comments about whatever's hot in the moment (or just steal youtube comments like me and many others do), etc.
- Be a human being (you don't need to be le big bad chad thundercock but you need to at the very least, not make people feel disgust towards you in any of the 5 senses (actually just sight, scent, listening and touch cos no one is going to "taste" u jfl)). Be minimum 4psl, smell nice/don't stink, have a normal voice in depth and diction, and smooth skin.
- Have social skills. Most people have it, but if you don't, start regularly talking to NT people around you and you'll develop them. Be able to make eye contact, know how to make small talk and be aware of "normal" responses to events around you.
- Follow NPC trends. Get an iPhone that was released at max 3 years ago, create an IG account even if you don't post shit, have decent knowledge about pop culture and come up with witty comments about whatever's hot in the moment (or just steal youtube comments like me and many others do), etc.