
VrillFatNoob24
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Table of contenents
Everything im saying is a joke dont take me for a doctor, using these subtances is higly illegal without a prescription and i advise against using them
Table of contenents
- Fat loss
- height
- Height
Bones - Baldness/prevent hair loss
- change race
Aiging
So starting from fatloss we can look it at 2 ways : Fatburners and GLP1 agonists
Glp1 agonists:
Medications that help regulate blood sugar and appetite
Used to treat type 2 diabetes and sometimes obesity
Work by mimicking a natural hormone that stimulates insulin release and reduces appetite (killd your appetite)
Fat Burners:
aim to increase fat loss and weight loss, they often contains stimulants and they work by increasing metabolism or enhancing fat burning, or both
GLP 1 Agonists
there are currently 3 best types of Glp1 agonists : 1.Semaglutide (sold as ozempic)
2.Tizepatide (Sold as mounjaro)
3.Retratitude (currently under testing)
Semaglutide, The base
it stimulates insulin release: Helps the pancreas release and more insulin when blood sugar levels are high. it also suppressing glucagon release so it reduces the release of glucagon, a hormone that raises blood sugar levels. and finally it slowes gastric emptying which can lead to feelings of fullness and reduced appetite. (main goal)
Tirzepatide, the better sema
its adual GIP/GLP-1 agonist with stronger GIP activity it reduces appetite and improves glucose control It also has potential benefits like anti nausea effects neuroprotection, and effects on fat metabolism(burns fat instead so ketosis] unlike pure GLP-1 agonists like Semaglutide tirzepatide dual action may lead to greater weight loss and improved outcomes due to its preferential activity on GIP receptors.
Retratitude , The god of Glp 1 Agonists
retratitude is a triple agonist GLP-1, GIP n glucagon, enhancing fat loss, preserving lean mass and increasing energy expenditure through increased lipolsis and thermogenesis. More stronger than Tirzp, potentially leading to greater weight loss and metabolic benefits nothing much to say its the best.
Fat burners
DNP, strongest fat burner
dnp works by increasing metabolism burning fat for energy instead of storing it as fat while sparing muscle n protein. However, it can cause a *temporary* decrease in strength due to glycogen depletion once dnp does leave your system(1 week about) and you carb up, strength should 90% return unless you ate like shit
dnp increases TDEE The powder form raises TDEE by about 11-15% per 100mg, while the crystal form increases it by about 9-10% per 100mg, dont use if youre retarted or have dementia if you overdose you will 100% die, max dosage is 400 and min is 200
Clenbuterol the worst fatburner from pros to cons ratio
Clenbuterol increases metabolism like dnp but in a different wayg and fat loss by stimulating thermogenesis raising body temperature and energy expenditure also enhancing lipolysis breaking down fat cells for energy instead if burning them like dnpHowever, Clenbuterol is considered one of the shittest supplements to take, with potential side effects: tremors anxiety insomnia and serious cardiac issues if you have a ore existing problem you will fuck up your body.
T3 (triiodothyronine) i dont have much to say about this
t3 increases metabolism and fat loss by boosting thyroid levels enhancing thermogensis and promoting fat burning as fuel however its ass side effects like thyroid suppression muscle loss cardiac issues and anxiety
Height and bones
Hgh, the gods nectar
That said, HGH like every supplement has side effects including acromegaly, cardiomegaly, fluid retention, organ growth, cartilage growth, thyroid strain, carpal tunnel syndrome, and hypoglycemia. [/COLOR]
you might say "what the fuck nigga this is ass"
but no little manlet just keep it to 5-8 iu
IGF1 LR3, Hghs son
IGF-1 LR3 is a peptide that mimics the effects of Insulin-like Growth Factor-1, promoting muscle growth, cell repair, and recovery. However, it's a potent substance with potential risks, and its use requires careful consideration.
IGF-1 LR3 can enhance muscle growth, increase protein synthesis, and accelerate recovery, but it may also lead to side effects like hypoglycemia, organ growth, and potential long-term risks. Due to these potential issues, caution and medical supervision are strongly advised if considering IGF-1 LR3. (i used chat gpt here i was tired and it was 2 am)[/COLOR]
Baldness/Hair, hair is law
finasteride
Finasteride works by blocking dihh
Dutasteride[/COLOR]
Dutasteride is similar to Fina but more string blocking two forms of DHT. This may give better benefits for hair growth and prostate health but it also carries a higher risk of side effects so a high risk: high reward ratio
minoxodil
Minoxidil mainly used topically increases blood flow to the scalp resulting in hair growth and reducing shedding. Its commonly used for androgenetic alopecia and can be effective for both men and women common side effects include scalp irritation and itching.[/COLOR]
Race changing
MT2
Melanotan 2 is a peptide that stimulates melanin production leading to skin darken. It's often used for tanning purposes.
One of the more notable effects of MT2 is its potential to cause "race-changing" tanning, where the skin darkens significantly, sometimes to a much darker shade than the individual's natural skin tone. This effect can be dramatic and may not be reversible.
ANTI AGING
COLLAGEN, single moms bestfriend
Collagen peptides support skin and health by promoting elasticity reducing inflammation and improving hydration to the skintheir derived from animal sources and often hydrolyzed for better bioavialibity benefits are improved skin elasticity, reduced joint pain, and stronger hair and nails. When choosing a supplement, consider the source, quality, and bioavailability
this is my last high iq post maybe and i will continue to shitpost jfl[/COLOR]