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EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS FORUM IS SATIRE. I DO NOT CONDONE NOR SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED ON THIS FORUM. Any post associated with this IP is satire and should be treated as such. At no point has anyone associated with this IP ever condoned, encouraged, committed or abated acts of violence or threats of violence agaisn't any persons, regardless of racial, ethnic, religious or cultural background. In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party of some kind, I do not support any actions by the members of this group. But i dont like jews, too bad i cant do much abt it (and dont plan to)





Why the Eye Area Matters
Your eyes are the first thing people notice. Dark circles, puffiness, or a tired appearance can make you look older, stressed, or unapproachable. In 2024/2025, self-care isn’t “girly”—it’s smart (but lets keep saying it is to reduce competition). Women and men prioritize grooming, and confidence comes from feeling your best. Let’s break down how to tackle this.Non-Surgical Fixes
1. Skincare Basics
- semi-Cope Creams: Look for caffeine (reduces puffiness), hyaluronic acid (plumps skin), and vitamin C (brightens). Example: The Ordinary Caffeine Solution).
- Cold Compresses: Use chilled spoons or jade rollers to depuff in the AM (slight difference, fades over a few hours).
2. Lifestyle Hacks
- Sleep 7–8 hours (no-brainer, but critical).
- Hydrate and cut back on alcohol/salt (reduces under-eye bags).
3. Eyelash Curlers: The Secret Weapon
- Myth Busting: “Is this feminine?” Nah. A quick curl opens up your eyes, making you look more alert and even hiding upper eyelid exposure (UEE)—a common insecurity where too much eyelid shows.
- POV: A an oofy doofy called this guy a fag for his eyelashes. Last thing this oofy's betabux GF sees before getting pounded by eyelash maxxed chad (she just met him on roblox)
- How to: Heat the curler with a hairdryer for 3 secs (let it cool slightly), clamp at the lash base for 5 secs. Pro Tip: Use a waterproof mascara if you want subtle hold (no one will notice -- but up to u tbh).
- OR simpler, just use the eyelash curler by itself.
tbh just dont tell anyone you use it and say its ur natural eyelashes, i dont think ppl check anyways
Surgical Options
1. Canthopexy/Canthoplasty
- What It Is: A procedure to lift the outer corner of the eye, creating a sharper, more “alert” look. Canthopexy is less invasive (stitches only); canthoplasty involves cutting/repositioning tissue.
- Whos it for: if u have droopy or downturned eyes, or those wanting a more defined shape.
- Cost: $3k–6k USD. Recovery: 2–3 weeks of swelling.
2. Blepharoplasty (Eyelid Surgery) (I dont recommend this unless you have death tier / extra saggy eye hoods, in general eye hoods on a man looks as good as how much they cover the UEE)
- What It Does: Removes excess skin/fat from upper/lower lids. Fixes hooded eyes (hooded eyes can look aesthetically good, only address saggy hoods) or lose weight.
- Cost: $4k–8k USD . Downside? not much, scars are hidden and heals in 1-3 weeks usually.
Final Tips
- find a board-certified surgeon who specializes in male aesthetics
