Guide to slay alt teens in California, discord, etc

[Deleted member 13370]

Listen to bladee
Middle part
Work out forearms at high intensity until they are veiny, but don’t work out the rest of your body
Rip if you don’t have long hands
Just have abs
Larp about reading books (optional depends)
Talk in a cold and uninterested manner but also continue on plans and stuff
Act like you don’t try at anything
Act like you fucked a lot
Say something unrelatable about how you and your friends almost got arrested (shows social circle)
Lie about height and penis size (if asked)

These are the basics, feel free to continue. Although, I’m not doing all of this. I’d rather be myself. Too cool to change my personality for stupid shit like this tbh

 

[Toth's thot]

or you could just be chad

 

[Deleted member 13370]

or you could just be chad

Depends on what they wanna do or are closer to achieving lel

 

[Deleted member 13370]

I’m going chad route because of my body hair and muscle building capability

or you could just be chad

 

[joeveniro]

>play league
>be high elo
>be white
>have long hair
>have edgy profile pictures
>be racist
>dress up like an eboy

 

[Deleted member 13370]

Oh yea, i feel like it requires too high an iq to get good at league, valorant, etc. in a quick manner. You have to play so many fucking hours lol. I have played roblox since 2011 so I only meet 13-15 year olds who think I’m cool when they see me raping noobs and having 2000kd in game

>play league
>be high elo
>be white
>have long hair
>have edgy profile pictures
>be racist
>dress up like an eboy

 

[2d v2]

sounds like a bunch of faggotry that you will look back on and cringe.

Total and utter cope.

Looksmax till 7.5-8 psl.

 

[thereallegend]

Bladee is cool

 

[Deleted member 13370]

sounds like a bunch of faggotry that you will look back on and cringe.

Total and utter cope.

Looksmax till 7.5-8 psl.

True might get liposuction for cheeks

 

[datboijj]

Bladee is cool

sin alt?

 

[LooksOrDeath]

@Constantin Denis alt girls are ideal catch for you imo

 

[materialistic]

>listen to Bladee
Unbearable. I'd rather die alone than listen to shitty wigga rap loaded with autotune.

 

[TeenAscender]

All this is cope inject pharma HGH during puberty and get mid face implants

 

[Constantin Denis]

@Constantin Denis alt girls are ideal catch for you imo

too bad emo girls died out those were the best tbh

 

[Deleted member 13370]

Doesn’t it reduce life expectancy

All this is cope inject pharma HGH during puberty and get mid face implants

 

[TeenAscender]

Doesn’t it reduce life expectancy

Yes but live 70 years as a lion or 90 as a sheep?

 

[Deleted member 13370]

Yes but live 70 years as a lion or 90 as a sheep?

Idk how my face would turn out I’m almost 18 so might be useless to inject for height but useful for bone density reasons or physique. Heard it has brain benefits too, as in you feel smarter

 

[TeenAscender]

Idk how my face would turn out I’m almost 18 so might be useless to inject for height but useful for bone density reasons or physique. Heard it has brain benefits too, as in you feel smarter

Nope if your 18 don’t waste ur money

 

[Deleted member 13370]

Might have been 6’3-6’4 if injecting hgh without my parents knowing during puberty, but I was already a little tall so took a gamble. Sleep schedule was the absolute bottom of the shit barrel and might have stunted a little

Idk how my face would turn out I’m almost 18 so might be useless to inject for height but useful for bone density reasons or physique. Heard it has brain benefits too, as in you feel smarter

 

[TeenAscender]

Might have been 6’3-6’4 if injecting hgh without my parents knowing during puberty, but I was already a little tall so took a gamble. Sleep schedule was the absolute bottom of the shit barrel and might have stunted a little

How tall are you bro

 

[Deleted member 13370]

How tall are you bro

6’1 unfrauded tbh

 

[TeenAscender]

6’1 unfrauded tbh

6’1 flat footed completely unfrauded after noon is a good height tbh

 

[Deleted member 13370]

6’1 flat footed completely unfrauded after noon is a good height tbh

Yea but not to the Netherlands zoomer people in YouTube comments not that I live there anyways

 

[thereallegend]

sin alt?

no

 

[eyebagcel]

being a teenager in this era sounds so fun man

 

[Deleted member 13370]

Im 17 the times are going by too quick

being a teenager in this era sounds so fun man

 

[sun21]

being a teenager in this era sounds so fun man

its not trust me

 

[lonelycurry]

being a teenager in this era sounds so fun man

no

 

[Untrinsic]

alt teens are a dying fad
if you do try this shit they are always extremely annoying and mentally ill

 

[AscendingHero]

sounds like a bunch of faggotry that you will look back on and cringe.

Total and utter cope.

Looksmax till 7.5-8 psl.

How to looksmaxx to 8psl?

 

[Perseus]

Listen to bladee
Middle part
Work out forearms at high intensity until they are veiny, but don’t work out the rest of your body
Rip if you don’t have long hands
Just have abs
Larp about reading books (optional depends)
Talk in a cold and uninterested manner but also continue on plans and stuff
Act like you don’t try at anything
Act like you fucked a lot
Say something unrelatable about how you and your friends almost got arrested (shows social circle)
Lie about height and penis size (if asked)

These are the basics, feel free to continue. Although, I’m not doing all of this. I’d rather be myself. Too cool to change my personality for stupid shit like this tbhView attachment 1512423

pretty much

 

[Anchor_Ship]

cope