Guy goes to get a massage, ends up instead with an Indian in his butt

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This tragicomic story happened to a white guy who went to India to work as a volunteer. One night, after too many drinks, he decides to get a massage, and even if the massage specialist is not a woman, but an old, wrinkly Indian, he decides to go ahead so he wouldn't offend him. He somehow falls asleep during the massage and when he wakes up, the Indian man is in his butt. He freaks out, starts to yell, while the Indian man apologizes and gives his money back. He returns to the hotel and cries in the shower.
He then copes with weed and philosophy about his unfortunate experience thinking that stuff like this happened to the Ancient Greeks and Japanese samurais too, and they were eventually fine.

What would you have done if you were in his place?
 
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Rapes me :p
 
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by the way he write it, I can tell he enjoyed it
 
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if i was in his place i d
Rgdtbdtb
 
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by the way he write it, I can tell he enjoyed it
Well, he says that he's definitely straight, but occasionally has homosexual encounters for a more "spicy" sex life.
 
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What part of the internet do you have to be on to find this stuff
 
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This tragicomic story happened to a white guy who went to India to work as a volunteer. One night, after too many drinks, he decides to get a massage, and even if the massage specialist is not a woman, but an old, wrinkly Indian, he decides to go ahead so he wouldn't offend him. He somehow falls asleep during the massage and when he wakes up, the Indian man is in his butt. He freaks out, starts to yell, while the Indian man apologizes and gives his money back. He returns to the hotel and cries in the shower.
He then copes with weed and philosophy about his unfortunate experience thinking that stuff like this happened to the Ancient Greeks and Japanese samurais too, and they were eventually fine.

What would you have done if you were in his place?
The appropriate response would be to rape him back
 
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dravidian bbc strikes again. brutally over
 

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Indian masterrace
 
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Dravidian bbc mogger strikes again :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
 
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I wonder how tight he felt; no homo.
 
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Did he not feel a dick inserted in his ass
 
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If I woke up drunk as fuck, in a massage chair, looked over my back, to see an old ass indian nigga with his wrinkly peter shoved up my ass, id just start fucking laughing. How can he not see the humor in that situation?
 
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If I woke up drunk as fuck, in a massage chair, looked over my back, to see an old ass indian nigga with his wrinkly peter shoved up my ass, id just start fucking laughing. How can he not see the humor in that situation?
You sound gay asf
 
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massages me
 
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Isn't male rape legal in India? Just ascend by raping a guy bro JFL
 
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banger of a thread
 
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As for me, I remain straight to this day, though I occasionally spice up my sex life with homosexual encounters. Life is messy, but I had to pick myself up from the dirt and live. So I do.

:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
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Indians
 
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Bump
 
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Interesting situation. Never happened to me.
 
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