Guys I need greencard pls help

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Abhorrence

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tell me all ways to move to US

i need to do it ASAP
 
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i have money

@SecularIslamist how do I go there
 
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Just marry a citizen nigger
 
i have money

@SecularIslamist how do I go there
Sham marriage. Do what my uncle did. You may have to endure a kiss from a 300lbs landwhale. It won't be halal so you can still say you're unmarried.

Otherwise fly to Mexico and jump the border to Cali.
 
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fuck that

i am a high IQ individual US should just take me without me doing anything like that
Are you a German scientist? Then either marry or pay 900K
 
fuck that

i am a high IQ individual US should just take me without me doing anything like that
No you’re not 💀 why would they wanna let in some lazy ass incel? Sorry lil guy you just didn’t get lucky
 
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No you’re not 💀 why would they wanna let in some lazy ass incel? Sorry lil guy you just didn’t get lucky
Meanwhile @ascendedd Slays in california after his uncle ratted out the taliban
 
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Sham marriage. Do what my uncle did. You may have to endure a kiss from a 300lbs landwhale. It won't be halal so you can still say you're unmarried.

Otherwise fly to Mexico and jump the border to Cali.
fuck that

imma stay in Turkey i changed my mind
 
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fuck that

imma stay in Turkey i changed my mind
Bad decision. Americans live mogger life even the wagies. Whereas other 1st world cuntries wageslave and suffer.
 
Do it ilegally
 

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