duck
o’pry cat o’pry cat
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2021
- Posts
- 667
- Reputation
- 746
So last weekend I went to a semi-large party. Mostly close friends and some new people I met, all chill and we all got along well, presumably because everyone was trashed out of their minds.
I happened to bring a gram of cocaine and it just so happened that my drug dealer showed up who also happens to be my good friend regardless, (which is why i trust the cocaine).
Anyways you know how it goes me and drug dealer go upstairs to rail some charlie sheen ski slopes. it just so happens throughout the night people come and go for their bumps, (coke is a big halo at a party). i eventually end up being the absolute most cracked out tweaked sped in the entire household. charismatic as fuck and feeling amazing obviously.
There’s this one girl who i’ve had a crush on for like a year or two there, never did anything with though, we’re both kind of autistic and she doesn’t have sex a lot or talks to dudes very much according to her friends. Anyways, we end up talking alone for like a fucking hour, we’re talking about our life stories and shit. Her friend eventually confirms that she wants to sleep with me so im like, aight.
End of the night comes it’s like 5am and we end up in a room together and we’re starting to do foreplay and shit, and i end up feeling my dick. SHITS SOFT AS FUCK NIGGA. like im talking smallest it’s ever been mane. i tell her i can’t fuck her because of my coke dick, she understood, but im not sure if i’ll ever get the chance again tbh.
FUCK THIS SHIT. SHE WOULDA FELL IN LOVE FROM THIS SLAY. she’s like literally the definition of a becky too, kind of cute but not a bad bitch. honestly just my type.
I happened to bring a gram of cocaine and it just so happened that my drug dealer showed up who also happens to be my good friend regardless, (which is why i trust the cocaine).
Anyways you know how it goes me and drug dealer go upstairs to rail some charlie sheen ski slopes. it just so happens throughout the night people come and go for their bumps, (coke is a big halo at a party). i eventually end up being the absolute most cracked out tweaked sped in the entire household. charismatic as fuck and feeling amazing obviously.
There’s this one girl who i’ve had a crush on for like a year or two there, never did anything with though, we’re both kind of autistic and she doesn’t have sex a lot or talks to dudes very much according to her friends. Anyways, we end up talking alone for like a fucking hour, we’re talking about our life stories and shit. Her friend eventually confirms that she wants to sleep with me so im like, aight.
End of the night comes it’s like 5am and we end up in a room together and we’re starting to do foreplay and shit, and i end up feeling my dick. SHITS SOFT AS FUCK NIGGA. like im talking smallest it’s ever been mane. i tell her i can’t fuck her because of my coke dick, she understood, but im not sure if i’ll ever get the chance again tbh.
FUCK THIS SHIT. SHE WOULDA FELL IN LOVE FROM THIS SLAY. she’s like literally the definition of a becky too, kind of cute but not a bad bitch. honestly just my type.
