Had my first kiss + handjob today

[Suimaxxer]

So yeah i had my first kiss with this girl (u know who) and it was also her first kiss as well, and apparently she loved it so much that she got obsessed and couldnt stop kissing me after it. Im talking like tongue kissing, 3 minute long kisses and shit like that. She told me im a good kisser even tho i think thats because my lips are big.

Anyways, after that we were cuddling and i was touching her tits from inside her shirt or grabbing her ass, which she also liked. Then she offered to give me a handjob, since i was hard for the past 6 hours that i was with her, but because we couldnt find a nice quiet spot for that we went behind some tress in a small forest that we were near at and she rubbed it while inside my underwear (i didnt finish tho). After that i fingered her, and she rly loved it, she was rolling her eyes back and was breathing heavily the whole time, i went rly deep with my finger, almost as deep as i could, and at some point she told me to stop cuz she was about to cum.

It was a nice experience tbh even tho i didnt enjoy anything because of how fucked up my brain is, like i was completely numb the entire time, but it doesnt matter i guess. Still hope u guys get to live all that one day






I got blue balls, AGAIN, my finger was smelling like fish after i was done fingering her, and the kiss was kind of disgusting. But sure, go ahead and reply with "brag thread"

 

[GabachoCopium]

 

[Suimaxxer]

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It actually happened but ur free to believe whatever u want i guess

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Fuck off fakecel nigger

 

[Deleted member 20399]

@7zyzz7 how do we solve the fakecel problem

 

[ItsOver999]

and then you woke up

 

[Pendejo]

Fuck off fakecel nigger

You are probably a fakecel too lol.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

You are probably a fakecel too lol.

I wish

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Fuck off fakecel nigger

What looks level was the girl? @Suimaxxer
This will determine fakeceldom.

 

[Suimaxxer]

Fuck off fakecel nigger

Bro haven't u see my face? How do u say im fakecel lmao

 

[Suimaxxer]

What looks level was the girl? @Suimaxxer
This will determine fakeceldom.

Like a 3/10

 

[Pendejo]

I wish

Weren’t you matching with hot ebony bitches on Tinder? That’s a fakecel on my book.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Like a 3/10

Not fakecel @Manletmachine.

 

[klip11]

So yeah i had my first kiss with this girl (u know who) and it was also her first kiss as well, and apparently she loved it so much that she got obsessed and couldnt stop kissing me after it. Im talking like tongue kissing, 3 minute long kisses and shit like that. She told me im a good kisser even tho i think thats because my lips are big.

Anyways, after that we were cuddling and i was touching her tits from inside her shirt or grabbing her ass, which she also liked. Then she offered to give me a handjob, since i was hard for the past 6 hours that i was with her, but because we couldnt find a nice quiet spot for that we went behind some tress in a small forest that we were near at and she rubbed it while inside my underwear (i didnt finish tho). After that i fingered her, and she rly loved it, she was rolling her eyes back and was breathing heavily the whole time, i went rly deep with my finger, almost as deep as i could, and at some point she told me to stop cuz she was about to cum.

It was a nice experience tbh even tho i didnt enjoy anything because of how fucked up my brain is, like i was completely numb the entire time, but it doesnt matter i guess. Still hope u guys get to live all that one day






I got blue balls, AGAIN, my finger was smelling like fish after i was done fingering her, and the kiss was kind of disgusting. But sure, go ahead and reply with "brag thread"

It wasn't a girl, it was a Korean femboy dressed as a girl that you paid

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Bro haven't u see my face? How do u say im fakecel lmao

No pm if

 

[Suimaxxer]

It wasn't a girl, it was a Korean femboy dressed as a girl that you paid

Thanks for bumping my thread

 

[klip11]

It actually happened but ur free to believe whatever u want i guess

You had your finger up a femboy bussy

 

[Suimaxxer]

No pm if

Hell nah ur gonna post it all over this shithole lmao im not that dumb, but i can say to u im not a fakecel

 

[Suimaxxer]

You had your finger up a femboy bussy

Sure thing buddy

 

[klip11]

Sure thing buddy

It was either that or a large negro male forced you down and sodomized you and gave you a handjob. But now you're conflicted because it felt good and you kind of liked it.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Hell nah ur gonna post it all over this shithole lmao im not that dumb, but i can say to u im not a fakecel

No I’m not

 

[Psychophilly]

ages of?

 

[Suimaxxer]

It was either that or a large negro male forced you down and sodomized you and gave you a handjob. But now you're conflicted because it felt good and you kind of liked it.

Thanks for the thread bump again

 

[Suimaxxer]

ages of?

Im 17, shes 18 (only some months older than me, both born in 2005)

 

[Psychophilly]

never mind, larp

 

[Suimaxxer]

never mind, larp

If thats what u want to believe then fine

 

[cytoplasm]

Like a 3/10

Better off paying a hooker at that point imo

 

[Deleted member 24712]

Send me face picture

 

[tombradylover]

that shit didnt happen to u goofy ahhh nig nog

 

[Deleted member 41079]

absolutely nothing wrong with direct "bragging"/sharing positive experiences

it's retards who try to humblebrag after putting "it's so fucking over for me" in the thread title who deserve severe beating for their estrogenic character

 

[klip11]

Im 17, shes 18 (only some months older than me, both born in 2005)

You were BBC'D by a Tyrone born in 1985

 

[Suimaxxer]

that shit didnt happen to u goofy ahhh nig nog

tombradylover

 

[Deleted member 22627]

So yeah i had my first kiss with this girl (u know who) and it was also her first kiss as well, and apparently she loved it so much that she got obsessed and couldnt stop kissing me after it. Im talking like tongue kissing, 3 minute long kisses and shit like that. She told me im a good kisser even tho i think thats because my lips are big.

Anyways, after that we were cuddling and i was touching her tits from inside her shirt or grabbing her ass, which she also liked. Then she offered to give me a handjob, since i was hard for the past 6 hours that i was with her, but because we couldnt find a nice quiet spot for that we went behind some tress in a small forest that we were near at and she rubbed it while inside my underwear (i didnt finish tho). After that i fingered her, and she rly loved it, she was rolling her eyes back and was breathing heavily the whole time, i went rly deep with my finger, almost as deep as i could, and at some point she told me to stop cuz she was about to cum.

It was a nice experience tbh even tho i didnt enjoy anything because of how fucked up my brain is, like i was completely numb the entire time, but it doesnt matter i guess. Still hope u guys get to live all that one day






I got blue balls, AGAIN, my finger was smelling like fish after i was done fingering her, and the kiss was kind of disgusting. But sure, go ahead and reply with "brag thread"

What? Why was it disgusting? Are you gay?

 

[Suimaxxer]

absolutely nothing wrong with direct "bragging"/sharing positive experiences

it's retards who try to humblebrag after putting "it's so fucking over for me" in the thread title who deserve severe beating for their estrogenic character

Haters are loving this one ngl

 

[Suimaxxer]

What? Why was it disgusting? Are you gay?

I was never a big fan of kissing, idk its just the idea of getting ur lips covered in someone elses spit that does that to me

 

[ChileanMaxxer]

Like a 3/10

It's okay bro you gotta practice somehow and pussy is pussy, but don't be her bf

 

[Suimaxxer]

It's okay bro you gotta practice somehow and pussy is pussy, but don't be her bf

She loves me and shes a rly good girl, and seems to be loyal too. I do got feelings for her since we been talking for 4 months but we're not officially in a relationship

 

[ChileanMaxxer]

She loves me and shes a rly good girl, and seems to be loyal too. I do got feelings for her since we been talking for 4 months but we're not officially in a relationship

fair enough, as long as you don't reproduce with a 3/10 foid it's not that bad I guess

 

[sub5pslathlete]

So yeah i had my first kiss with this girl (u know who) and it was also her first kiss as well, and apparently she loved it so much that she got obsessed and couldnt stop kissing me after it. Im talking like tongue kissing, 3 minute long kisses and shit like that. She told me im a good kisser even tho i think thats because my lips are big.

Anyways, after that we were cuddling and i was touching her tits from inside her shirt or grabbing her ass, which she also liked. Then she offered to give me a handjob, since i was hard for the past 6 hours that i was with her, but because we couldnt find a nice quiet spot for that we went behind some tress in a small forest that we were near at and she rubbed it while inside my underwear (i didnt finish tho). After that i fingered her, and she rly loved it, she was rolling her eyes back and was breathing heavily the whole time, i went rly deep with my finger, almost as deep as i could, and at some point she told me to stop cuz she was about to cum.

It was a nice experience tbh even tho i didnt enjoy anything because of how fucked up my brain is, like i was completely numb the entire time, but it doesnt matter i guess. Still hope u guys get to live all that one day






I got blue balls, AGAIN, my finger was smelling like fish after i was done fingering her, and the kiss was kind of disgusting. But sure, go ahead and reply with "brag thread"

Hahahahah I love this reminds me of my first kiss and touching when I was 15

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

So yeah i had my first kiss with this girl (u know who) and it was also her first kiss as well, and apparently she loved it so much that she got obsessed and couldnt stop kissing me after it. Im talking like tongue kissing, 3 minute long kisses and shit like that. She told me im a good kisser even tho i think thats because my lips are big.

Anyways, after that we were cuddling and i was touching her tits from inside her shirt or grabbing her ass, which she also liked. Then she offered to give me a handjob, since i was hard for the past 6 hours that i was with her, but because we couldnt find a nice quiet spot for that we went behind some tress in a small forest that we were near at and she rubbed it while inside my underwear (i didnt finish tho). After that i fingered her, and she rly loved it, she was rolling her eyes back and was breathing heavily the whole time, i went rly deep with my finger, almost as deep as i could, and at some point she told me to stop cuz she was about to cum.

It was a nice experience tbh even tho i didnt enjoy anything because of how fucked up my brain is, like i was completely numb the entire time, but it doesnt matter i guess. Still hope u guys get to live all that one day






I got blue balls, AGAIN, my finger was smelling like fish after i was done fingering her, and the kiss was kind of disgusting. But sure, go ahead and reply with "brag thread"

An evil fuck.

Didn't even give her the dick, and you didn't like it. Emotionlessly taking the innocence of a young girl despite lacking interest. Scumbag! You're a bad guy!

 

[Suimaxxer]

An evil fuck.

Didn't even give her the dick, and you didn't like it. Emotionlessly taking the innocence of a young girl despite lacking interest. Scumbag! You're a bad guy!

Trust me, if i could give it to her, i would

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Trust me, if i could give it to her, i would

She would be appalled by your undoubtedly sloppy and slimy dick.

In fact I can smell the dick cheese from here. Fucking her would be far more evil.

 

[Allandro]

So yeah i had my first kiss with this girl (u know who) and it was also her first kiss as well, and apparently she loved it so much that she got obsessed and couldnt stop kissing me after it. Im talking like tongue kissing, 3 minute long kisses and shit like that. She told me im a good kisser even tho i think thats because my lips are big.

Anyways, after that we were cuddling and i was touching her tits from inside her shirt or grabbing her ass, which she also liked. Then she offered to give me a handjob, since i was hard for the past 6 hours that i was with her, but because we couldnt find a nice quiet spot for that we went behind some tress in a small forest that we were near at and she rubbed it while inside my underwear (i didnt finish tho). After that i fingered her, and she rly loved it, she was rolling her eyes back and was breathing heavily the whole time, i went rly deep with my finger, almost as deep as i could, and at some point she told me to stop cuz she was about to cum.

It was a nice experience tbh even tho i didnt enjoy anything because of how fucked up my brain is, like i was completely numb the entire time, but it doesnt matter i guess. Still hope u guys get to live all that one day






I got blue balls, AGAIN, my finger was smelling like fish after i was done fingering her, and the kiss was kind of disgusting. But sure, go ahead and reply with "brag thread"

Good job!

 

[Suimaxxer]

She would be appalled by your undoubtedly sloppy and slimy dick.

In fact I can smell the dick cheese from here. Fucking her would be far more evil.

U a funny nigga i give u that

 

[Suimaxxer]

Good job!

Thanks bro, btw how ur doing? Been a long time since we talked

 

[Allandro]

Thanks bro, btw how ur doing? Been a long time since we talked

I am doing well... I lost some interest in girls once I found out how overrated Is sex.

 

[Freakbob]

Kill yourself 2023cel

 

[Suimaxxer]

Kill yourself 2023cel

Gotta love the irony

 

[Geoff2024]

Hell nah ur gonna post it all over this shithole lmao im not that dumb, but i can say to u im not a fakecel

What is your looks level buddy

 

[Suimaxxer]

What is your looks level buddy

4 maybe 5/10