Had my most autistic moment ever today

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Was at dinner with my mom and her side of the family. The topic of tom cruise came up, any time anyone someone starts talking about looks/gymceling is brought up I just act oblivious and give the most basic answers possible. However they were talking about his massive glow up, and if he got surgery. I couldn't help myself and chimed in saying that his chin development is due to implants and no amount of dental work can turn someone into chad like that. They started asking more questions about how he retained his youth indicators I brought up how he is probably on hgh and gets face lifts and does other things to retain his youthfulness. I then started getting fucking pressed about how I knew so much about what cruise did. I realized that I just fucked up and left to go use the bathroom. I might just own it and try to convince my grandpa to pin reta
 
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Why is everyone's family so uptight

I'm over here telling my family about OBO and why I need a tripod osteotomy at the dinner table every night
 
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