had sex with a hippopotamus

[violence]

the other day on tinder I hook up with this 500lb Mexican lady
i wss just so horny I didn’t care. couldn’t stomach the stench it was legit look like I was having sex with a hippopotamus inside a bed
I didn’t even finish I just said halfway through that I left my phone in my car n just drove off and jack off at home and took a shower to get rid of the scen

 

[shia.jihadist]

oh yeah bro im in the middle of sex im gonna need my phone though brb

 

[vanillaicecream]

Reminder

Pulling good looking women is the only thing that counts

If you only get ugly or mediocre looking women it literally does not count, you may as well be an incel or fuck men. I'm dead serious. No pretty girls = no girls at all

looksmax.org

 

[LancasteR]